Voyager Caption Contest #43: "No Returns Without Receipt"

[Gil T.Azell]

7 of 9: "So this is what teens did in the 21st century even though they were in the same room often beside each other, was text? seems futile."

Doctor: "I know..."

 

[Alrik]

B''Eleana: "I see you have the new plasma sample."

Kate: "Oh, this? No. These are the new power cells for my personal massager."

 

[Alrik]

Doc: "An I-Pad, how quaint."

Seven: "You must admit, Doctor, that the Captain has chosen a much better gift than last year."

Doc: "True, this is a huge step up from a Nintendo DS. Tis the season I guess."

 

[tharpdevenport]

LAdy: "I see you really like my mellons..."

Neelix "I do. You should come back to my place -- I got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

 

[Isis]

Shopgirl: "I see your hands really know their way around a melon."

 

[Isis]

EMH: "One of my captions won again."

Seven: "I never win those things. I give up."

 

[BlobVanDam]

7 of 9 - I do not understand, Doctor. These birds do not seem at all angry, and they do not follow an accurate enough parabolic arc for me to extrapolate their intended destination. This game is irrelevant.
Doctor - Oh you're just saying that because you can't beat my high score.

After 5 hours of staring without a single blink or wink, enduring immense back pain from leaning over to get a better view, Harry Kim finally comes to the conclusion that he is in engineering.

 

[Finn]

"Stay still if I'll make Lieutenant by end of the show. Shake if I won't......"

*Five Minutes Later*

"Damn*

 

[Isis]

Chakotay: "That's it! It was Colonel Green, with a bat'leth, in the treehouse!"

Kim (to self): "I've heard of airheads, but this is ridiculous."

 

[LeadHead]

Neelix: For some reason, I like holding this. I'll take two!

Seven: These are statements.

Doctor: No, they're lyrics. Don't worry, it's easy to get confused with rap songs.

Chakotay: I've never seen a weapon like this before.

Audience: It's a Bat'leth.

Chakotay: Thanks.

 

[Finn]

Neelix: My hands are getting cramped holding this melon for two weeks.
The Girl: Try carrying two of them since puberty.

 

[Mistral]

"If you had melons like these you might have made it as a repeat character."

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: It's a warning. We're not wanted here. Maybe I shouldn't have sent the rest of the Away Team further i-

Tuvok and Paris run past Chakotay with 3 Blood Thirsty Klingons after them

Kim: Nope, Sorry. No matter what different lights we shine on it, we can't turn it into a Disco Ball.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Harry wondered why the crew were keeping a sample of his gruesome attempt at cooking oatmeal for breakfast.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Harry wondered why the crew were keeping a sample of his gruesome attempt at cooking oatmeal for breakfast.

Tuvok: It's exhibit A in the attempted murder case of Neelix v. Crew.

 

[Mistral]

Doctor(OS)- "It's all that's left of Yeoman Rand."

Harry: "No wonder this caption contest is still going on!"

 

[Isis]

Chakotay: "Good. A bat'leth was the last item on our list. Let's wash it off and go see whether we won this scavenger hunt."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Doctor(OS)- "It's all that's left of Yeoman Rand."

Harry: "No wonder this caption contest is still going on!"

Contest ends tomorrow.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Tree: OUCH!! That hurt!!

Jeri Ryan: Robert, I believe this proves my point. You have been out-acted by a piece of wood.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings fellow drones! This contest is officially closed. But have no fear, fun awaits you in the new contest. To get there simply click your heels three times and repeat after me, "Voyager contest #44".....or click on the link below:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=4643041#post4643041