Smallville Summer Hiatus Thread III (Spoilers)

Is “Scion" going to feature a Toyota Scion

Sounds like another one of those eps paid off by ads

 

I hope not.

Scion: a descendent or heir; "a scion of royal stock"

Could be about Tess, Clark or Orion?

 

Or all three....zoinks!!!! I wanna see Orion damn it and he'd better not be some kind of lame light-half of the smoke cloud! I don't really see why they had to make the New Gods elemental forces who need human hosts. I understand it from a practical sense and a budget sense but it seems lame. So far I'm pretty underwhelmed with the Apokiptlian plot I have to admit.

 

I finally saw A Very Peanus Christmas with Michael as Charlie Brown.

SPECTACULAR!

 

I just watched the trailer for "Luthor" and laughed my ass off when Lionel proclaims Clark to be "CLARK LUTHOR!!!" in a grandiose useless gesture. Did I just witness also Tess kissing Clark (her so called step sibling) or was that supposed to be Lois who was shown earlier with one of Ollie's cross bows with a Kryptonite tip. You know...as much as I want to avoid this episode, I might watch it like one watches the aftermath of a car wreck.

 

That's what heiresses do. They shag the help to embarrass daddy and when they run out of the help, they try to get their fake siblings cut out of the will by spreading their legs more.

Money makes anyone act like the French.

 

I think Luthor is going to be terrible.

What a waste.

 

Here is another "Luthor" clip.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLleFhNGolw[/yt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLleFhNGolw

 

Oh man is this gonna be bad. What an episode for Kelly to make her directorial debut on but then maybe that is what she prefers.

 

There are 4 other clips...

1: [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha9aI4wX_EA[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha9aI4wX_EA

2: [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDFaB9zM5dQ[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDFaB9zM5dQ

3: [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5EqQhqcBvc[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5EqQhqcBvc

4: [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcGD8ltrCFA[/yt]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcGD8ltrCFA

The 4th one with Lionel & Tess is pretty interresting.

 

Cassidy's hotness is maybe the ONLY reason why I would watch this episode...maybe.

 

here is Space's "Luthor" preview

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcPubCYl8g[/yt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcPubCYl8g

Interesting.

@AY If you see enough of these preview clips you won't have to watch the ep.

 

All of the above just irks me about this ep... I mean, , what does this have to do with him becoming Supes?

Seriously, they really DO need to address the issue of why he's called Clark in this alt-verse. Personally, I think it would've been far more appropriate if old Lion-El had named him 'Douche Luthor'.

 

Two questions:

Where is Lex?

Why is he named "Clark"?

 

Perhaps Jor-El told Lionel to name him Clark. I like the Ultraman logo on the shirt. What would be really cool would be a sort of Injustice League. Nah to cool an idea for Smallville.

 

You sure are a glutton for punishment.

 

Why would he do that?

 

Especially if he watches the clips AND the full ep!

 

This episode would have been far better if it was Clark as Ultraman and Lionel was the Alex Luthor in the this case. I could see Lionel through his Veritas connection finding the crashed spaceship first and it being revealed as Trekker 4747 has mentioned in the episode thread that he names Clark after Martha. It just irks me that they don't seem to think these things through in favor of wanting to do a 'kewl' episode. Also Kelly looks ugly with her hair dyed that dark. She looked way hotter as blonde.

 

Tess does look fuckin' hot in that 4th clip.