DS9 Caption Contest #16: Procedure is not recommended!

[LeadHead]

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to say hiya and how ya doin? Enough with the small talk, lets crown some winners!

First up, I guess Quark somehow won the popularity contest and got to be the first Trek Character in 3-D. Our winner is:

Odo turning directly to camera: "You might want to put your 3D glasses on now, boys and girls."

Next, everyone is welcome at Quarks but not everyone is welcome on Deep Space Nine, our winner is:

Sisko: Welcome back to DS9, Captain Picard.

Next, for pointing out that sometimes changing your hair style/color every season isn't always a good thing, our winner is:

Visitor to DS9 (OS): "Which one of you gentlemen is Dr. Bashir?"

Kira (to self): "I knew changing my hair style would be a bad idea."

Next, for making Vic take requests outside of his comfort zone, our winner is:

Vic: "Sigh. Okay, but, this is the last time. Hit it boys!"
Vic: ♫ I like big butts and I can not lie... ♪

Next, some things are foretold, but we really wish we could change them, our winner is:

( Reads the Prophesies)
'And yea verily you will have to sleep with Nurse Mildred Ratched'

Dukat " Screams Aiyyyyeeeeeeeee!"

And LeadHead is happy because we have Photoshops! Yippee! Our winner is:

BASHIR: Hmmm, that thing about couples starting to look and act a like is true.

Congratulations to all of our winners!

Now, on with the show!

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: We've got to hurry!

Bashir: He doesn't have much time!

Odo: I can't believe Quark locked Morn in the bar!

Quark: Say hello to my little friend!

Dukat: I become a good guy for awhile?

Worst Halloween Party Ever.

Bashir: Worf just joined the crew. We don't need you anymore. Nitey nite.

 

[Thor Damar]

"It was like that when I got here!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Odo: "The trail of stuffing ends outside the bar. Gentlemen, I believe I have an answer. Jealous of Kukalaka's status, Morn wished to put an end to the competition and be recognized as the biggest "teddy bear" on the station. I'm very sorry, doctor".

Weyoun (off screen): "Would my new swimsuit look more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"

Bashir: "Are we all holding hands? Now we recite the "best friends forever" pledge!"

Quark: "This isn't going to solve the problem! He wants to kill me!"

 

[DS9 Gal AZ]

Bashir: Oh my god, Miles, you're right! Leeta actually does clean the bar naked after it closes!
O'Brien: Shh, Julian, she'll hear you ... say Odo, why are you looking away?
Odo: Kira's the only the Bajoran woman I want to see naked. Besides, if she found about this, she'd be totally pissed ... speaking of which, aren't you worried about Keiko finding out?
O'Brien: Nah. She'll never -
Keiko: *OS* MILES!?!
O'Brien: Oh shit.

Quark: What? Come on, it's totally realistic that a civilian Ferengi with no combat training could gun down two armed Jem'Hadar! Totally realistic!

Dukat: Wait a minute! You're telling me that I never get to bag Major Kira, but I have to sleep with Nurse Ratched - er, I mean, Kai Winn?! No fair!

Sisko: *thinking* Damn, if only I had my goatee and my shaved head, I would've ass-kicked my way out of this situation by now!

Bashir: I don't care if you are a Klingon, I'm genetically engineered, bitch, so I can still kick your ass!
Quark: Noooo! The audience isn't supposed to find that out until season 5!
Bashir: Oops.
Klingon: Spoiler alert!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

His firebending impressive, Quark now needed to master Air, Earth and Water. Only then could he restore balance to the bar.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

I am the very model of a modern Occupation Gul,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kais of Bajor and I quote the fights historical
From Betreka to Omarion, in order categorical...

 

[Tosk]

"Expecto Patronum!!"


EDIT - Second pic removed just for now while checking with PK.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

We don't know what joke it is...how would we know? Maybe you should PM the mod to make sure if you're having doubts?

As for the first pic...I think you just won that one!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Dukat: "Arrogant? Moi?"

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

"Jamais, mon capitan--oops, wrong show!"

(Sorry, couldn't resist adding that!)

 

[Captain Crow]

Quark: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

 

[Bob Karo]

Sisko: (sarcastically) "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...."

 

[Bob Karo]

Quark: Die you Commie scum!

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUARK: Guess who just joined the Sinestro Corps, bitches!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Vogon poetry couldn't hold a candle to the sheer horror of Cardassian yodeling.

Crawling behind Worf on Free Burrito Day was an often fatal mistake.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Odo: Hurry it up, Chief, Lwaxana is going to spot us if we keep hanging around out here.

Dukat: I am shocked -- SHOCKED! -- to find that gambling is going on in here!
Odo, OS: *harrumph*

Quark always loved the "liquidating Liquidator Brunt" dream.

Bashir: I can assure you, Quahk did NOT purposely program the holowomen to laugh at your -- er, prowess as a warrior.

 

[Tosk]

Maybe you should PM the mod to make sure if you're having doubts?

Good call, Nerys. I should have done that to start with.

 

[Supernuke]

Klingon: I'll kill you Quark!! (Klingon stabs him)
Bashir: What are you doing?! I was trying to kill him! He sold Kukalaka for gold pressed latinum and I'll be damned if I let you get to him first!!

 

[Mistral]

"Sorry, pal, but my Schwartz is just plain bigger than yours!"