Weyoun (off screen): "Would my new swimsuit look more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
I need brain bleach--THIS is what came to mind!
(Warning: Possibly NSFW.)
http://i54.tinypic.com/108b482.jpg
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I need brain bleach--THIS is what came to mind!
(Warning: Possibly NSFW.)
http://i54.tinypic.com/108b482.jpg
. I'm with Dukat on this one. Please tell me that you did not create that yourself NG?
^I'm not going to bother looking....
Warning! What has been seen, cannot be unseen...
That it most wise...trust me on this.
Aargh! The horror! 
Interesting find, NG. 
Where? Why?
Interesting find, NG. Where? Why?
YOU put the idea in my head...it's YOUR fault! 
^Yeah--and you decided to spread the misery--which, again, I refuse to see!!! 
OMFG! 
I opened it real quick, and then closed it even quicker ... you know, sort of the equivalent of peeking through your hands at the screen of a horror flick and then quickly covering your eyes again ...And dang it, I'm STILL traumatized! That's just not right!
Physical recovery: six weeks.
Full psychological recovery: six months.
Full psychological recovery: six months.
Actually, maybe I should look at that picture more often ... like you know, when I'm tempted to cheat on my diet ... one look at that thing and I won't be in the mood to eat ...
Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you
Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...
Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...
Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead
Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major
Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul
Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?
Worf with Bat'lethat the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...
Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon
(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?
Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin
Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia
Dukat: "So that's what Earth people look like naked. I don't know whether to laugh or gag!"
Um...I think Dukat knows very well what Earth people look like naked...he's seen enough naked Bajoran women.
True, but you think he's seen any nekkid Bajoran men? (Although it's already been brought up that Earth people and Bajorans may well differ in more than their noses.
)
Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you
Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...
Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...
Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead
Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major
Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul
Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?
Worf with Bat'leth at the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...
Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon
(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?
Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin
Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia
(long pause)
Quark: Ah...what say we all head to the bar, and forget all this...huh? No kidding--my treat!
Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you
Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...
Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...
Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead
Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major
Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul
Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?
Worf with Bat'leth at the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...
Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon
(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?
Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin
Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia
(long pause)
Quark: Ah...what say we all head to the bar, and forget all this...huh? No kidding--my treat!
Damar: (just walking in) What's this about a drink? I could murder a pint!
{everyone turns and stares at him.}
...what?
Weyoun (off screen): "Would my new swimsuit look more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"
Two years later:
Book of the Kosst Amojen, Illustrated Edition:
For the Emissary of the Pah-Wraiths shall have previously looked upon evil, and shall know evil. And it is prophesized that evil shall be known to him in its purest form:
Dukat: "Gah!! Not again!!!!"
HAHAAHAHAHAHA! 
My work here is done!
My work here is done!
I love this thread! 
Dukat: OH! I am shocked--SHOCKED--at the absolute vulgarity which has infiltrated this thread! And to think this was so deeply contributed to by a fellow CARDASSIAN, no less!
THIS is nothing less than a smear to the good name of our race! What will they think of us now--that we are merely sorry pranksters with no sense of decency? It is...it is....
(Takes Nerys aside, with an odd smile.)
My dear girl...where might I find more of such..."vulgarities"...?
