DS9 Caption Contest #15: Instability

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA: For the last time, I am not Crispin Glover!!!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Weyoun: Captain, the safety's on.

Sisko: Ha! Like I'm gonna fall for that one!

Worf: It's true Sir, the safety is on.

Sisko: But Eddington set this one up especially for me, we can trust him right?

 

[Isis]

Visitor to DS9 (OS): "Which one of you gentlemen is Dr. Bashir?"

Kira (to self): "I knew changing my hair style would be a bad idea."

 

[Isis]

Quark: "Would you hurry up and pick one? I'm fading fast."

 

[Bob Karo]

Bashir: [whispers] She'll know it's us! We'resodead! We'resodead! We're so Screwed! I told you she'd find out about the video...

O'Brien: [whispers] Just avoid contact and walk slowly towards the door.

 

[Captain Crow]

Sisko: Noone expects the spanish inquisition! Bitches!

 

[Isis]

Heckler: "This Carnival Starcruise sucks. Next time I'm taking Royal Caribbean."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

SISKO: "Put the baseball back on the desk Dad"

 

[Isis]

Apartment tenant (OS): "More wise guys. I get this every year. You three are obviously too old to trick or treat."

 

[Rincewiend]

Odo:You really are a shifty character Quark and i can see right through you!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA: I know its you, Quark. So watch the hands.

BASHIR: Hmmm, that thing about couples starting to look and act a like is true.

 

[LeadHead]

Vic: Any requests tonight?

Troi: Nightbird.

Riker: Give it a rest, won't ya?

 

[Nerys Myk]

SINATRA: You're a dead man Fontaine!!!! DEAD!!!!