Then he goes out and gets some nachos BADASS NACHOS!
Facts About Captain Robau
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Then he goes out and gets some nachos BADASS NACHOS!
This thread has to be closed because TrekBBS can no longer handle the shear badassery of Captain Robau.
^Suit yourself, oh ye of little faith.
Robau flavores his nachos with a sauce so spicy it makes habanero peppers taste like SUGAR in comparison!
Robau flavores his nachos with a sauce so spicy it makes habanero peppers taste like SUGAR in comparison!
The ghost chili was invented by Robau in order to give him something cool and refreshing to chill his tongue on.
Captain Robau has seen you naked.
^Let alone you.
Viagra was made from Robau spit.
The rent is never too damn high for Captain Robau! Because seriously, who would charge him rent?
^
You beat me to that!
You beat me to that!
Robau knows what the hell "the rent is too damn high" is referring to.
I wish he'd tell me.
I wish he'd tell me.
Jimmy McMillan, New York governor candidate of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party. Rumor has it his awesome beard is actually part of Robau's hair that has attached itself to him, giving him his power.
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Brother Mr. Laser Beam, perhaps this clip will be of assistance....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0
He's like a cross between Mr. T and Hulk Hogan--both of which are students of The Robau...so I wouldn't rule out a similar connection....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0
He's like a cross between Mr. T and Hulk Hogan--both of which are students of The Robau...so I wouldn't rule out a similar connection....
Robau once had a sandwich named after him.
It was 41 feet tall and had no fewer than three hundred different toppings and condiments.
It was 41 feet tall and had no fewer than three hundred different toppings and condiments.
Robau knows which Burger King restaurants have the secret unicorn burger.
And Robau personally makes each one. With raw unicorn meat slaughtered by his own hand.
Robau heard the lamentation of mortal women and, lo, appeared to them shirtless, his abs a glory to behold. He spoke to them, saying, "Ye daughters of Earth shall have no lovers besides me." The women cried out, "We love thee Robau and will gladly wed thee. Oh mighty Robau give us the pleasure that only you can provide." And Robau took as many of them for wives as he wished and there was much love making.
-The Book of Robau
-The Book of Robau
Robau is the reason why the Tannen family in the BACK TO THE FUTURE movies sucks so bad.
The Nexus is forever trying to get back to Robau, the only place where it can find joy and peace.
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