Miss Chicken's Slave Auction
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Here's the avatar I'll have my slaves wearing:
Miss Chicken, how long to we get to keep our slaves? A couple of days? A week? I have to plan a timetable of humiliations accordingly.
Miss Chicken, how long to we get to keep our slaves? A couple of days? A week? I have to plan a timetable of humiliations accordingly.
Here's the avatar I'll have my slaves wearing:
Miss Chicken, how long to we get to keep our slaves? A couple of days? A week? I have to plan a timetable of humiliations accordingly.
You get to keep them for the duration of this thread - or longer if your slave is willing or if you can keep them from escaping.
Going once, going twice-- sold! I'm free! And I have $84k left.
It doesn't work that way. Your owner, Gep Malakai, and you have to come to an agreement.
Unless, of course, you somehow manage to escape and find members of the Underground Railroad who will help you reach safety and freedom.
Come on, people. Do you really want a sweet French lady like Shaytan to fall into the hands of an dastardly Englishman like Eyes330.
Only about 5 minutes left before the hammer falls.
Unless, of course, you somehow manage to escape and find members of the Underground Railroad who will help you reach safety and freedom.
Come on, people. Do you really want a sweet French lady like Shaytan to fall into the hands of an dastardly Englishman like Eyes330.
Only about 5 minutes left before the hammer falls.
<insert apathetic response here>
OK, Shaytan goes for $10,000 to Eyes330.
Next up is iguana_tonante - a nice, little Italian lizard.
Next up is iguana_tonante - a nice, little Italian lizard.
The only way your bid can be beaten is if a couple of people combining their wealth.
Gep is absent. He's off watching nu Trek in a seedy run-down theater in Baltimore or something, so I left him his sixteen grand and took off. Since I'm the first runaway slave, I'll start the Underground Railroad. All runaway slaves can line up right here. Attractive female runaway slaves please use the express line.
I'm... almost flattered. But you snoozed, we losed.
Literally -- I fell asleep.
Hey kestra, I'll go insies with you, if you like the idea! That way we could have the Iguana and still be able to buy ourselves some one else. We could time share.
You will be holding out to the end of time as long as I am the auctioneer.
I'm... almost flattered. But you snoozed, we losed.
Literally -- I fell asleep.
Hey kestra, I'll go insies with you, if you like the idea! That way we could have the Iguana and still be able to buy ourselves some one else. We could time share.
Absolutely! How about this: Since I've already bid all my money, I'll just plan on sharing iguana with you. If someone else bids, you can just add your bid to mine. That way you still have your money left for others.
^Perfect!
I'm really not seeing the appeal of this italian iguana man 
You will be holding out to the end of time as long as I am the auctioneer.
*appears behind Miss Chicken, knocks her out, drags her off, and brings her back 15 minutes later wearing 6g's worth of leather and a ball-gag* shall we start the bidding at 7,000?
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