Miss Chicken's Slave Auction

[Sephiroth]

let it be known that I will bid the highest for TSQ, and I WILL dig up my M40A3 to insure it

 

[Miss Chicken]

RJ, the nuBSG appreciation reeducation camp is waiting.

I'll double that bid to $10,000 and let him enjoy watching the Star Trek film instead of nuBSG.

$15,000, and I have the chair from A Clockwork Orange warmed and ready to go.

I am not telling anyone who the other slaves are. This is a surprise auction - you have to gamble on whether to buy early or not.

The bidding on RJ can go on for another 2 hours and then I will put another slave up for sale.

 

[Kirkman1987]

Price is too rich for my blood. I need a sure investment.

 

[Miss Chicken]

OK - RJDiogenes is sold to Gep Malakai for a mere $15,000. Maybe RJ can buy his freedom with some of his own $100,000.

I will put one of the ladies up next in the hope that she will garner a higher price.

She French, she is cuddly and she is beautiful

She is SHAYTAN (formerly known as Carrie).

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I'll bid a $1000 for SHAYTAN

 

[Miss Chicken]

I knew she would get a bid almost straight away. .

 

[RJDiogenes]

I have added that rule - Slaves cannot bid on themselves.

Hey! Retcon!

RJ, the nuBSG appreciation reeducation camp is waiting.

Ack! I am puking all over myself Adama-style.

When do we learn who the other eleven slaves are? I mean, I'd seriously love me some RJ, but what if we want to browse the merchandise before choosing whom to buy?

I'm... almost flattered. But you snoozed, we losed.

I'll double that bid to $10,000 and let him enjoy watching the Star Trek film instead of nuBSG.

I'd rather be ejected in a little pod and stranded on Hoth.

OK - RJDiogenes is sold to Gep Malakai for a mere $15,000. Maybe RJ can buy his freedom with some of his own $100,000.

Not bad in this economy. I offer $16,000 to buy my freedom.

 

[F. King Daniel]

I've made a special avatar that I'm going to make my slaves wear.

 

[SilentP]

^ Hehehe, I like that touch.

I place 1500 Quataloos on SHAYTAN (screw using the $, Quataloos is more fun to say )

Question, do the other 10 people know they're up for grabs?

 

[Captain Ice]

$2500 for SHAYTAN

 

[F. King Daniel]

Shaytan's never posted a pic, has she?

I like to get a good look before bidding. Wouldn't want defective merchandise.

 

[KimMH]

she just did in the pic thread - I'd say she's pretty cute.

 

[judge alba]

$3000.50 for shaytan

 

[F. King Daniel]

$4000 for Shaytan.

 

[Shaytan]

Miss Chicken, I hate you now
You should be friend with Deckerd, you both enjoy to embarrass me

 

[Eyes]

^Unlucky.

I'll bid $6000 for Shaytan.

 

[Captain Ice]

$7500 for Shaytan

 

[Shaytan]

Be careful, I'm well capable of starting a revolution. I can at least go on strike, it's a genetic capacity

 

[Eyes]

$10000 for Shaytan.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Another 2 hours to go. Shaytan needs to go for more than RJ did or she will be embarrassed.