Hey, you could say the same about "Cause and Effect." Basically that episode was "Cause and Effect" meets "The Next Phase." It was a good 45 minutes of TV.
Now we're on to...
"Blood Fever"
Does anyone else consider this a comedy episode? I sure do. I'm not saying it was bad (I liked it), but it was pretty funny at times.
My favorite moment was when Torres and Paris were fighting over the gun, and Paris stops and says, "Face it. This isn't about a gun. This is about sex." My jaw dropped, then I LOLed.
So we finally realize why Vorik (he's got a name!) has been acting so creepy. It's his pon farr. Naturally he goes for Torres, but she says, "You're not a regular. Get away from me."
Guys, you may have been rejected before and felt pretty bad about it. But if you didn't need surgery to repair a dislocated jaw, you've got nothing on Vorik.
Hey, the Doctor has developed a cure for pon farr. And its...an all-expenses paid trip to HoloSandals? With a willing Vulcan holo-lass? That was easy.
If Vorik can make his mind believe that his 3-D porn is the real thing, his body will accept it. So running a level 3 diagnostic on yourself in the holodeck is really a test of discipline. All quite logical. Best justification for porn ever. This is like the anti-"Hollow Pursuits."
Would have LOLed again if HoloVulcanLoveSlave had said, "I am the goddess of empathy," and the Doctor had said, "Hmmm...that somehow got mixed up with that Barclay program that was making the rounds back at Jupiter Station.
Loved it when the Doc came back to check in and Vorik was looking so serene. He should have been wearing a smoking jacket. And no hologram in sight...it was wham bam thank you HoloVulcanLoveSlave.
Down under the planet's surface comes the big Torres/Paris scene. His "I don't want to take advantage of you when you're in this condition" came off as kind of funny, considering the circumstances and his reputation as something of a cad.
So they get back to the surface, and Tuvok tells them that, in his considered opinion, Torres and Paris have to do the nasty. Paris just shrugs and heads off into the bushes with Torres. As Scotty would say, "I LIKE this ship! It's exciting!"
But wait! Vorik is back! He's not really cured. Alas, poor Vorik.... (I just had to work that in).
And in Tuvok's considered opinion, Vorik and Torres have to duel to the death to settle this. While everyone stands around watching. I would love to read this incident report.
But after a few minutes of rolling around, Vorik is spent, and Tuvok declares the Blood Fever sated. And I declare that Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick did this scene way better. The music was better, too.
What? I thought it was supposed to be a duel to the death! Wasn't that the whole point of "Amok Time?" Now it's just a few minutes of grab-ass, and everyone's free to go? What's going on here?
Awkward turbo-lift scene back on the ship. My wife said, "She could do a lot worse than him, you know." I agreed. Liked that last zinger from Torres.
But on the planet's surface, we find a...Borg. Didn't they dematerialize after they die? Not when the plot says they don't.
I've heard plenty of people complain that VOY neutered the Borg. I guess I'm going to be able to judge for myself soon.