Ruler of the World thread

[Captain Ice]

Iguana, the people of the REA would also like to extend their hand in friendship to your people. We would also like to discuss peace, trade, and formal diplomatic relations.

We will be happy to. I sense another party coming!

Why go to all that planning when we can just extend the current party. Additional supplies of rum and JD are winging their way to us right now.

We would also like to establish an embassy in your lands. RJD and MLB, we'd also like to establish embassies in Super New England and New York as well.

McBundy, any ideas regarding how the lands formerly controlled by calhoun should be divided? We need to get started on reconstruction. I think the first thing we should do is return Oklahoma and the four counties in Texas to Metalpants' control with only a requirement that he sign a peace treaty with us and open trade talks.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Iguana, the people of the REA would also like to extend their hand in friendship to your people. We would also like to discuss peace, trade, and formal diplomatic relations.

We will be happy to. I sense another party coming!

Why go to all that planning when we can just extend the current party. Additional supplies of rum and JD are winging their way to us right now.

We would also like to establish an embassy in your lands. RJD and MLB, we'd also like to establish embassies in Super New England and New York as well.

McBundy, any ideas regarding how the lands formerly controlled by calhoun should be divided? We need to get started on reconstruction. I think the first thing we should do is return Oklahoma and the four counties in Texas to Metalpants' control with only a requirement that he sign a peace treaty with us and open trade talks.

That sounds fine. What other territory did calhoun control? I really need an updated map.

 

[Captain Ice]

Basically the entire midwest, plus Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, Montana, and Arizona.

I'm willing to give you the entire Southwest plus Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, and half of Texas and Montana in exchange for Kansas, Nebraska, Minnesota, Missouri, Iowa, Illinois, North and South Dakota and half of Texas and Montana. My real interests in Texas are to use it as a land bridge to connect my territories and the control of Houston in order to obtain the Johnson Space Center.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/randomir/trekbbs/TrekBBS-World06.png most current map. After this was posted, calhoun had requested and been granted New Mexico, Texas, and Arizona.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Basically the entire midwest, plus Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, Montana, and Arizona.

I'm willing to give you the entire Southwest plus Colorado, Wyoming, and half of Texas in exchange for Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Illinois, North and South Dakota and half of Texas. My real interests in Texas are to use it as a land bridge to connect my territories and the control of Houston in order to obtain the Johnson Space Center.

My dear ally, i think we have a deal! I'll have the papers all drawn up and signed.

 

[Captain Ice]

Yes. I included that as part of the Southwest as well as Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And now the Mexican Empire is poised to be a powerhouse on the continent.

 

[captcalhoun]

meanwhile, back in the real world....

you're all dead!

 

[Captain Ice]

As it should be. I should also note that all Mexican Empire citizens will be allowed free entry to the REA provided that they can produce a valid passport. All persons crossing into the REA will have to be searched for drugs/illegal weapons though as certain drugs are illegal here, as are automatic weapons. Other weapons will be allowed across if the owner produces permits for them.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

As it should be. I should also note that all Mexican Empire citizens will be allowed free entry to the REA provided that they can produce a valid passport. All persons crossing into the REA will have to be searched for drugs/illegal weapons though as certain drugs are illegal here, as are automatic weapons. Other weapons will be allowed across if the owner produces permits for them.

And the Empire shall reciprocate. We shall begin construction on several border checkpoints to make this process as smooth as possible. And my citizens will be informed not to take weapons across the border. God knows why they should be though ...

 

[captcalhoun]

still dead.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And you just lost a war, and with it, your territory.

 

[captcalhoun]

no, i rule the world in this universe.

miss chicken left Earth in my care whilst she went to live on the planet of salami. and Tattooine is her sandbox.

how can i have lost the war? i destroyed you all.

still dead, see?

 

[Captain Ice]

meanwhile, back in the calhoun's fantasy world....

you're all dead!

There. Fixed that for you.

In other news, REA geologists have reported back that calhoun's attempt to redecorate Mt. Rushmore was a dismal failure. All he successfully did was to partially turn Jefferson into Miss Chicken's body and Lincoln's head into her hind quarters. Miss Chicken, the overall quality of the work is said to be downright shameful and will have to be fixed unless you want your monument to be faceless and look like Abe Lincoln's face is sticking out of your arse.

Unfortunately, all of the citizens of the REA are busy seeing to the basic needs of the people whose lives were destroyed in his mad grab for power. The people of the REA humbly request that artisans from the Pacific Northwest, New york, and Super New England lend a hand in turning this mockery into a monument that will make Miss Chicken proud.

 

[captcalhoun]

you're dead too.

 

[Captain Ice]

^Only in your fantasy world. Meanwhile, why don't you drop the trolling. It's getting really tiresome.

 

[Miss Chicken]

meanwhile, back in the calhoun's fantasy world....

you're all dead!

There. Fixed that for you.

In other news, REA geologists have reported back that calhoun's attempt to redecorate Mt. Rushmore was a dismal failure. All he successfully did was to partially turn Jefferson into Miss Chicken's body and Lincoln's head into her hind quarters. Miss Chicken, the overall quality of the work is said to be downright shameful and will have to be fixed unless you want your monument to be faceless and look like Abe Lincoln's face is sticking out of your arse.

Unfortunately, all of the citizens of the REA are busy seeing to the basic needs of the people whose lives were destroyed in his mad grab for power. The people of the REA humbly request that artisans from the Pacific Northwest, New york, and Super New England lend a hand in turning this mockery into a monument that will make Miss Chicken proud.

Frankly, I support the Lakota who say that the faces of all the presidents (and anyone else) should be blown off their sacred mountain.

 

[Captain Ice]

Your wish is our command. Unfortunately, we will still require help from our neighboring governments as we are busy feeding and clothing the people of the midwest in a massive relief effort.

 

[TheGodBen]

no, i rule the world in this universe.

miss chicken left Earth in my care whilst she went to live on the planet of salami. and Tattooine is her sandbox.

how can i have lost the war? i destroyed you all.

still dead, see?

If this ends with you teaming up with the Pope in order to get some magic book that you need to release the devil from some caves, then this thread will definitely have jumped the shark.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

meanwhile, back in the calhoun's fantasy world....

you're all dead!

There. Fixed that for you.

In other news, REA geologists have reported back that calhoun's attempt to redecorate Mt. Rushmore was a dismal failure. All he successfully did was to partially turn Jefferson into Miss Chicken's body and Lincoln's head into her hind quarters. Miss Chicken, the overall quality of the work is said to be downright shameful and will have to be fixed unless you want your monument to be faceless and look like Abe Lincoln's face is sticking out of your arse.

Unfortunately, all of the citizens of the REA are busy seeing to the basic needs of the people whose lives were destroyed in his mad grab for power. The people of the REA humbly request that artisans from the Pacific Northwest, New york, and Super New England lend a hand in turning this mockery into a monument that will make Miss Chicken proud.

Frankly, I support the Lakota who say that the faces of all the presidents (and anyone else) should be blown off their sacred mountain.

What you need is a Mexican construction crew. We'll get it all knocked out in a week's time. AND replant some trees too.

 

[Thor Damar]

no, i rule the world in this universe.

miss chicken left Earth in my care whilst she went to live on the planet of salami. and Tattooine is her sandbox.

how can i have lost the war? i destroyed you all.

still dead, see?

If this ends with you teaming up with the Pope in order to get some magic book that you need to release the devil from some caves, then this thread will definitely have jumped the shark.

No,no. I've done that already you see and it turns out that the devil...is me. Or at least that's what some of my people used to say for some inexplicable reason.

Don't worry though his Holiness has been released and is joining me on Thor Force One for the kick arse party in Mexico City. (And ol' Benny can really tie one on I can tell you).

Anyway, in order to strengthen the Pact Of Prosperity I would like to extend an invitation to my neighbor Eyes330, the Dominion of England and the Realm of Ross to join our mighty nations in this heroic endeavor.

Finally the RUC is more than happy to provide neutral peacekeeping forces if any are required.