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Ruler of the World thread

^ I trust Your Supremeness did indeed receive the communications package in which I shared my construction secrets? Including the surprising but devilishly simplistic means of bringing my glorious vision to life?
 
If the all powerful and gracious Miss Chicken will allow it, I would like to lay a claim to running Greenland in her stead. Sure it's low in population, but it has a lot of land that's not being used, to my knowledge.

I would like to also lay claim to Charon, once the Greenland Vacuum Pioneer Corps has been established.
 
I'm told that a new, highly advanced laser based anti-missile system is being tested somewhere in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia and will be able to be deployed 4th quarter of this year. This device is said to be capable of destroying a missile's warheads while the missile is at up to 45,000 feet and 5 miles away.

RJ, might I suggest a North American Military Alliance?

calhoun, your missile pose no threat to us.
 
If the all powerful and gracious Miss Chicken will allow it, I would like to lay a claim to running Greenland in her stead. Sure it's low in population, but it has a lot of land that's not being used, to my knowledge.

I would like to also lay claim to Charon, once the Greenland Vacuum Pioneer Corps has been established.

If you promise to build a giant ice sculpture of me you can have Greenland and you are welcomed to Charon.

Thor Damar: The RUC would like to claim Uranus and its moons, with we shall name Urectum in order to stop those stupid jokes. Also Neptune of possible.:)

You maybe have Uranus and its moons but not Neptune as there is such a limited amount of planets for me to give out. Only one gas giant each,

Elim Parra: I'm claiming Saturn's moon Titan and Jupiter's moon Europa.
You may have them.

I would also like claim to the Asteroid Belt.
There are a few asteroids, with really cool names, that I want to keep for myself. I will get back to you on tis.

RJ: Hold on a sec, guys. I already put dibs on Venus and Jupiter, including all moons and Trojans; we need a ruling from Miss Chicken.
You can have Venus and Jupiter but none of the moons or Trojans.

People - Let me know if I have overlooked any requests.
 
People - Let me know if I have overlooked any requests.

Oh great and wise Miss Chicken, I humbly submit that you may have overlooked my bid for the two most southern provinces of Argentina - Chubut and Santa Cruz.

Much tribute to you, and may your feline nap-time grow ever lengthier,

Archon Deranged Nasat.
 
^ Here it is.

^ That's nice. The fabulous ruler of England and its (possible) territories is just mad with power and doesn't really care. If you get something I want something bigger. :bolian:
Super New England acknowledges your prior claim to Mars. We will henceforth devote our non-Lunar astronautical resources to Venus and Jupiter (including the Trojan Territories).
Thanks, Elim.

RJ: Hold on a sec, guys. I already put dibs on Venus and Jupiter, including all moons and Trojans; we need a ruling from Miss Chicken.
You can have Venus and Jupiter but none of the moons or Trojans.
Fairness, thy name is Miss Chicken. :bolian:
 
I put in a claim for the unclaimed part of Southern California. I humbly request that my claim be accepted.

Granted.

Oh great and wise Miss Chicken, I humbly submit that you may have overlooked my bid for the two most southern provinces of Argentina - Chubut and Santa Cruz.

Also granted.


The asteroids Miss Chicken plans to keep are

Zappafrank (3834)
Diplodocus (58671)
Tasman (6594)
Starr (4150) - Ringo is my favourite Beatle
Sherlock (5049)
Doctorwatson (5050)
Moriarty (4048)
Cheshirecat (6043)
Enterprise (9777)
Australia (8088)
Lynette (157332)
Johncleese (9618)

I will build a small hotel on any of these asteroids that a large enough for such a structure.
 
^ Please let it be on Johncleese. Please let be on Johncleese. Please let it be on Johncleese.

Them: Where did you vacation this year?
Me:
On Johncleese.
Them:
What?
Me:
Yeah. On Johncleese. But I think one of the towers was faulty and the bellhop didn't understand a word of English.
 
You do realize that aside from the Russian federation, Ukraine is the largest inheritor of the Soviet Unions tactical intercontinental ballistic nuclear missiles, right? Add into that the combined military forces of my other European holdings, and you'll find yourself in quite a pinch. If you want to make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like a game of kick the can, I'll oblige you.

Is four counties in Texas worth this? Four counties that I laid claim to well before you laid claim to Texas.

is four counties in Texas worth getting Eastern Europe nuked for?
In all honesty and seriousness (strange in this thread, I know) land in those four counties has been plowed up, planted, prayed over, and bled in for over 6 generations of my family, since they left Germany and came to the States. So those four counties represent to me, my family's homeland.

So back to the thread-is it worth fighting for? You better believe it!

If Ethiopia has not been claimed, I humbly request it. If my claim is honoured, my people will carve the rocks of the land into more statues of the Great Cat. Also a portion of all goat's milk collected will be sent around the world to help feed the hungry felines of the world.
 
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You may have Ethiopia. As far as I remember no-one has claimed it.

If the asteroid Johncleese isn't large enough for a hotel I will join all six of the Monty Python asteroids together and then I am sure there will be room.

The hotel will be in a dome and it will be a replica of Fawlty Towers.
 
let's see how well your fancy ass technology works when i execute my battle plan.

Gold Leader, you're a go.

Sabre Six, prepare for your attack.

Tiger Six, stand by.

*B2 bomber flies overhead, launches ALCM. cruise missile detonates over Arkansas and Louisiana, creating massive EMP which disrupts electronics. B2 flies out over Gulf of Mexico and launches second ALCM.

Follow up B2 launches anti-ship missiles against REA aircraft carriers.

Heliborne assault force attacks and destroys most of REA military forces as B1 and A-10 aircraft carry out follow on conventional strikes.

3rd Armourerd moves into occupy Texan counties.
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