Ruler of the World thread

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Also Ice your idea of a baseball league intrigues me. As long as we can entertain our populaces (populi?) that is a good thing!!

I flirted with the idea of executing my Minister of Health because I'm sick at the moment but I think I will leave that alone, I wish only to be a benevolent ruler. Besides the Yankees won.

 

[captcalhoun]

don't worry, Ice, should my expansion be approved the government of Arizona will be changing. the current anti-immigrationist government will be interred at my new prison camp i'm building in central Utah.

and if i get Texas, I'd like to cooperate with the ruler of Floridia since I will then hold Houston...

otherwise, you've got a problem...

 

[RJDiogenes]

^ That's nice. The fabulous ruler of England and its (possible) territories is just mad with power and doesn't really care. If you get something I want something bigger.

Super New England acknowledges your prior claim to Mars. We will henceforth devote our non-Lunar astronautical resources to Venus and Jupiter (including the Trojan Territories).

The people of the REA offer the use of our agina, but still useful shuttles and their associated facilities in Cape Canaveral, FL and would like to be a part of this exchange program for scientists.

Excellent. We will be pleased to make use of the classic launch facilities at Canaveral, especially since they are much closer to the equator. You have been officially added to the Distinguished Scientist Exchange Program.

 

[PlainSimpleJoel]

I'll leave Canada to the polar bears, is any of Australia left? Some waterfront? Or somewhere else warm and waterfront-y?

All of mainland Australia is taken, and Miss Chicken owns Tasmania.

Also, as the limit is now 100mil, I would like the nations of Thailand, Fiji, New Caledonia and the island of Bali, which give me a population of just under 100 million.

 

[Captain Ice]

don't worry, Ice, should my expansion be approved the government of Arizona will be changing. the current anti-immigrationist government will be interred at my new prison camp i'm building in central Utah.

and if i get Texas, I'd like to cooperate with the ruler of Floridia since I will then hold Houston...

otherwise, you've got a problem...

That would be much appreciated as the new Space Center won't be online until late Q1 2011. I'm not sure if Utah is any better of a place for the Ariozona government. I recommend Idaho, Montana, or Death Valley.

 

[captcalhoun]

hmmm... maybe i'll stick em in a gulag in Montana and make them count trees...

unfortunately, i don't control California, so Death Valley's out.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Give them to me. I can make them work my fields.

 

[captcalhoun]

deal!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Excellent! I need farm hands.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Honestly, I'm for an open border policy: my people would probably too drunk and too horny to care.

I hereby declare that my side of the border will not be militarized, as a show of friendship with my southern colleague.

So the problem of keeping drugs out of my country is on your end, pal.

No prob. More drugs for us! Yay!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Honestly, I'm for an open border policy: my people would probably too drunk and too horny to care.

I hereby declare that my side of the border will not be militarized, as a show of friendship with my southern colleague.

So the problem of keeping drugs out of my country is on your end, pal.

No prob. More drugs for us! Yay!

Well that's an easy fix. Yay for our border, lol.

 

[captcalhoun]

in return for dumping my former state governors on you, could i lease a beach in Cancun?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I don't control Cancun. Iguana does. I have Acapulco.

 

[AdAstra]

Can I have Belgium and the north of France?

I'll use France as a giant kitty shelter.

 

[captcalhoun]

I don't control Cancun. Iguana does. I have Acapulco.

oh, okay, can i lease a beach in Acapulco?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Consider it yours.

 

[Shaytan]

Can I have Belgium and the north of France?

It's full of francophones
(yes, I know what I did there )

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Can I have Belgium and the north of France?

It's full of francophones
(yes, I know what I did there )

That was so bad, you just gave me cancer!

 

[Miss Chicken]

Forgive me for still neglecting this thread - I am still not well At least my headache has gone.

Luckily my Supernatural Season 5 has arrived and that made me feel a little better.

I grant everyone requests unless there are requests that conflict with each other. If that is the case let me know.

 

[MANT!]

So now Brazil receives the rest of America Du Sul...(the unclaimed bits with the resources)...