And as a powerless plebe with less authority than a drunk snail in a brewery (that is to say, about equal to most of the rest of us), may I humbly request we get back on topic and knock it off with the language lessons and sophomoric put-downs? Jeezus, one little slip provided all that digression?! Look at the little Romulan ... what's he doing?
He's laughing at you.
All of you. Or maybe he's laughing at me, in which case he's gonna have a little accident tonight, but let's just move on.
Personally, there was lots about the new movie I liked. The effects were excellent, Karl Urban was amazing, Anton Whatshisnamesky's Chekov was different, but more believably Russian. I hated that they blew up -- or rather sucked-in -- Vulcan, but I loved the guts it took to do that. It reminds me of
Star Trek II when they killed Spock. I hated it, but it was ballsy and added weight to the
Star Trek universe. Then they reversed that in
Trek III, but at least they balanced that with the destruction of the most iconic spaceship in entertainment. And then they reversed that. Please, let Orci and Kurtzman learn from those mistakes ... leave Vulcan dead.
I easily liked this film better than
Nemesis,
Generations, and
The Voyage Home. On some days I even liked it better than
Insurrection,
First Contact, and
Final Frontier. But unlike the folks at Red Letter Media, I don't think this movie's as good as
The Motion Picture (a flawed movie, too). It's not as good as
Wrath of Khan, either -- a movie that bugs me because of the ridiculous Genesis device and Meyer's compulsion to put blinking lights on
everything. Come on, a blinking
boson's whistle?!
This film has, like
Wrath of Khan before it, changed the direction of the franchise. Arguably better for the masses, but it's not what I personally want out of a science fiction franchise. For that reason, I started telling friends that I'm no longer a
Star Trek fan. This new movie is going in a direction where the years of detail and semi-consistency are being abandoned in favor of flash and excitement. The movie isn't even internally consistent and presents implausible encounter after implausible encounter, and that's just fine for the general audience. The movie made tons of cash and invigorated the franchise and that's terrific for the folks involved. But like I said, it's going in a direction I'd rather not follow.
Oh, I'll be there when Trek XII comes out. I might even see it two or three times and buy the disc (eventually, I still haven't bought 2009). I'll even tune in when the series inevitably returns to TV (or the Internet). But I'm not interested in buying all the merchandise anymore. Two weeks ago, I saw the TOS tricorder on the shelves in Toys R Us. For a moment, I got excited and almost snagged it, and then I thought about where the show's going.
Naaah, put it back and let someone who really likes the show have it.