Movie Caption Contest #155: Pompous and Circumstance

[cooleddie74]

There was a yellow alert in Spacedock.

Captain Styles didn't have the TIME to worry about whether or not that shiny silver room was the men's toilet or not!

 

[Evil Twin]

Styles felt it was important to inform the crew of the status level of each bowl movement.

 

[cooleddie74]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is TWENTY years old.


Your toupee?

ALMOST as ancient.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Okay, who threw the first punch?

 

[cooleddie74]

MORROW: Who you callin' FLEET ADMIRAL...


"Admiral"?

 

[Rat Boy]

Morrow: "Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old...which means she's legal, so if you'll excuse me..."

*UNZIP*

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old and we're in love!!!!!! We're getting married! You can't stop us!!!!!
( runs away crying)

 

[Rat Boy]

Morrow: "Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old..."

Kirk: "She's had some work done."

Morrow: "Really?"

Kirk: "It makes what those chicks from The Hills had seem subtle by comparison."

 

[LeadHead]

Morrow: Jim, the Enterprise is 20 years old.

Kirk: What type of ship will replace us?

Morrow: Oh, whoops. Hadn't thought of that. Eh, keep the Enterprise going a few more years.

Sulu: Admiral, that's amazing.

Kirk: Not really, it's the 4th time he's talked about decommissioning the Enterprise this month.

 

[Rat Boy]

Morrow: "Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old. We feel her day is done...as an Olympic figure skater."

Kirk: "Can she still be a gymnast?"

Morrow: "Yes, but I think she's screwed against the Chinese team."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old.

KIRK: Forty actually. But with the right combination of lighting, filters and make up she can pass for twenty if the shot isn't too long.

UHURA: You'd better still be talking about the ship.

 

[Rat Boy]

Crewman: "Captain, the Enterprise is twenty years old..."

Styles: "And we just got our asses kicked by her; stop rubbing it in!"

Picard: "Will, the Enterprise is twenty years old..."

Riker: "Well, it took them ten years just to build the saucer section. Stupid Teamsters strike of '58."

 

[cooleddie74]

STYLES: Dammit, men...the Enterprise is 20 years old!!

We can catch her!! Stop panicking like a bunch of cadet pussies!!

PICARD: Imagine what it was like, Will...no engines...no computers...

Just the wind and sea...and the stars to guide you.

RIKER: Scurvy. Women with no teeth and chin hair.


Millard Fillmore.

 

[cooleddie74]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is 20 years old.

KIRK: Sure!

In the ABRAMS timeline she is!

 

[milo bloom]

Never fear, Captain Rectum is here!

Rectum? Damn near killed'em!

 

[Trekker4747]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is 20 years old!

KIRK: So, she's legal, then?

 

[Nerys Myk]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is 20 years old!

KIRK: What?

MORROW: What I meant to say was the new Captain of the Enterprise is twenty years old.

NUKIRK: (O.C.) Buckle up!

 

[BriGuy]

STYLES: Dammit, men...the Enterprise is 20 years old!!

We can catch her!! Stop panicking like a bunch of cadet pussies!!

Crewman: Pussies? That coming from a guy who might has well have a clit for a head.

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Mustache rides?
MORROW: Still just 5 cents!
SULU: I knew he would.

CREWMAN: Asshole on the bridge!

RIKER: Are those humpback whales we've harpooned, sir?
DATA: (com voice) Sir, there's a huge black cylinder approaching the Earth and singing.
PICARD: Well....poop.

 

[Kirby]

MORROW: Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old.

KIRK: But she's the only ship in the quadrant. If you decomissioned her, there would be no ships.

MORROW: Fuck, another technacality.