Robau looks nothing like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Sharks have TWO weeks dedicated to Robau.
Captain Robau could easily whup Brock Lesnar.
With one hand tied behind his back.
And a blindfold.
And a large dose of anesthesia.
And a gunshot wound to the shoulder.
And an infected stab wound in the left thigh.
And seven broken fingers.
With one hand tied behind his back.
And a blindfold.
And a large dose of anesthesia.
And a gunshot wound to the shoulder.
And an infected stab wound in the left thigh.
And seven broken fingers.
Robau once won three consecutive UFC championships. Battling every other fighter at the same time. And in the same ring.
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Robau can lay the smackdown on the complete Marvel and DC universes roster of superheroes and supervillains.
Robau can kill your boss and make it look like a suicide.
Captain Robau can chop your boss to little giblets with an axe and make it look like suicide.
Robau don't NEED to make it look like suicide. He's got eternal immunity!
Robau got T.S. Quint and Brandi Svenning to hook up and get married at the Universal Tour in Florida.
. Thanks for that luv. Robau won't answer the phone. He can communicate telepathically.
Robau doesn't have to pay for any meals. He just walks out the door after eating and no one even tries to stop him.
Robau doesn't recycle as much as he thinks he should.
Robau doesn't need to recycle. He can look at a piece of paper and then, *poof* it's a whole tree.
Robau can grow redwoods out of his own fecal matter.
The Genesis Device wasn't powered by protomatter, it was powered by Captain Robau's discarded toenail clippings. David Marcus stole them from Robau's trash.
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