TNG Caption This #174: Double Vision

[LeadHead]

Here we go for a new Caption contest, getting the game going a little early this time around. I put lots of pics to use this time around because next week I may not be able to do a new one, so there's plenty to work wit this time around.

But first, our winners of the last round:

For our first picture, proving that Picard's love life is so bad evn Q can't save it, our winner is:

Picard: "I thought you said you got us a double date with two Vorta, not two Horta."

There's a double winner for this next one, both reminding us that Crusher had some episodes that lacked popularity:

Riker: "You're under arrest for that god-awful episode with that ghost in the stupid lantern."

Riker: "Look, I know what you and Odan were doing with my body. You owe me!"

For displaying that dating procedures stay the same throughout the centuries, our winner is:

DATA: Bridge cleared. Lights dimmed. Barry White on the sound system.

Tasha Yar, please report to the bridge...

And finally, for keeping us guessing about Data's dancing skills, our winner is:

Worf: God. I think he's river dancing behind me again.

And then a fantastic tag team photoshop award:

Data: "Where's the lensflare when you need it?"

JJ abrams: Better?

Congratulations to our winners!

And now, get your body doubles and motion sensitive cameras, because we've got a round of Transporter Duplicates, Evil Androids and Temporally displaced Captains...

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Okay, so we know the cure for baldness was not found 6 hours into the future.

Data: With two of them here, you have now a 0% chance of winning a hand.

Data: Here is the VISOR, ma I ask why you wanted it?

Lore: Needed some shades, and there isn't a Sunglasses Hut in this sector.

Data and Lore fought over who would get to kill Wesley.

4 out of 7 Worfs are wearing Red, ouch, Picard should really feel lucky he made it to the 4th season.

Data: The sons of Soong have joined together and together, we will own all of you in StarCraft II.

 

[highlyillogical]

Those were all so funny! I especially like the Tasha Yar one and the Odan one. And the JJ Abrams one was good too, but I must say I really can't stand his obsession with lens flares.


Okay I'll try one.

"I'm Captain Picard! I'm Captain Picaaaaarrrd!"

Data is exploring what humans mean by "inner conflict."

 

[Enchanted Girl]

Picard: My God! I have never felt more attracted to someone in my life. Is it strange for me to want to sleep with myself?

Data: I can do gymnastics. Take that whistling!

Worf: Finally, a starship crew that actually understands honor and courage.

 

[Mojochi]

C'mon! You don't think I would know that smell?

Look, just because I've had more time to practice, doesn't necessarily mean I suck any less

Wait till your friend Geordi sees what I have planned for the Borg. Oh WAIT! That's right! HA!
...... Because he's blind... You really are the worst room ever, Data

Pretty much the only two guys I know of who probably should & could take this fight outside

I really thought an event like this would have been a fair sight bloodier

They aspire to our technological perfection, or at the very least they aspire to be able to jump up on stuff like these platforms

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Pilot Worf: "I can't believe I kissed you."
Other Worfs in unison: "Must have been your lifelong ambition."

 

[Boxyno1]

Picard: Professor Xavier, you can walk! And what are you doing in that Starfleet uniform?

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Wait a minute, you can walk?"

Professor Xavier: "It's just a thing I do to get better parking."

Will Riker: "Winner gets to do the movies, loser gets cameos on spin-off shows."

Worf and Data (thinking): Must not lose, must not lose...

Lore: *sigh* "Well, at least you're not like that nitwit B-4."

Director (off camera): "Wait, wait. The lens is out of focus. We're going to have to do that again."

Stuntmen: "Ah crap."

Worf in back: "You know, we could try singing."

Worf in red up front: "Klingon opera?"

Worf in back: "No. 'Rocket Man!'"

Data: "Behold the awesome power of my brother's codpiece!"

Picard (off camera): "We'd like to stop beholding it!"

 

[Mistral]

This was the episode that inspired JJ Abrams...

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARDS: Good lord! Who is the old, bald, scrawny loser? Have Starfleet's standards really gotten this low?

WORF (thinking): No trombone duets....please, no trombone duets....

LORE: Now put it on. I wanna see how fab I'll look, but I dont have a mirror.

LORE: No! Father loves me more!!!!!

WORF: Damn Klingon fashions, one of us is evil but I can't tell which!

LORE: And I'd like to introduce our new VP for Assimilations and Eliminations.....my brother Data!

BORG: Frakking nepotism

 

[Subcommander R.]

Picard: There's no room on this ship for the both of us...

Riker: Look, there's TWO of us. Why do I have to give up MY trombone?

Data: Commander, you did run out of chips and bet your trombone.

Lore: You know, yellow really complements your eyes. Wear this so I won't feel less pretty.

Spectators of the recent 2364 Summer Olympics on Risa will recognize the much acclaimed new sport of "android tossing."

Worf Convention 2010

Lore: And now ladies and borg, its my privilege to introduce you to the highlight of this evening's show: The Magnificent Data, the android who wants to be human! So put your hands or mechanical appendages together!

 

[Mistral]

Lore: "Jesus! Who threw the android at me?"

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "So if I were to use your hand, would it still be considered self masterbation?"

 

[T'Girl]

Riker #2: "So you had these Q powers for a while?"

Riker #1: "I still have some of them ... watch!"

Riker #2: "What happened?"

Riker #1: "I increased the light levels."

Riker #2: "It's no wonder Deanna dumped you."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard #1: It's time to make the donuts.
Picard #2: I made the donuts!

Tom Riker (thinking): Damn, that guy looks familiar...

Lore: Oh, and by the way, your relationship with Jenna D'Sora is on again. In a big way! Hope you don't mind.

Borg #1: Ooo! Look at his uniform! It's two colors! And one of them is bright!
Borg #2: All hail our new leader!

 

[Winged Victory]

LORE: And I'd like to introduce our new VP for Assimilations and Eliminations.....my brother Data!

BORG: Frakking nepotism

I couldn't stop laughing!! Ow, sides still hurt...!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard 1: "If we put our heads together, I'm sure we can overcome the problem of this temporal paradox."
Picard 2: "If we put our heads together, we'd look like a butt!"

 

[Isis]

Picard on right: "That Q and his sense of humah. He also bifurcated my membah. You too, huh?"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

"Fancy a game of ping pong?"

 

[mirandafave]

"If there's one consolation out of this, it's that I now know that these uniforms really do look ridiculous."