TNG Caption This #174: Double Vision

[Capt_Pickirk]

Picard#2: Why do you have a blue uniform??

Picard#1: I can't reveal that until season 6

 

[T'Girl]

Picard (left): "I'm obviously taller than you."

Picard (right): "Perhaps, but father always loved me more."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard#2: Why do you have a blue uniform??

Picard#1: It's one of Beverly's. I got dressed in the dark.

 

[Isis]

Send in the clones...

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, speaking of "Double Vision," many thanks for last week's double win.

Picard on the right: "Not a moustache in sight, so how do we know which one of us is the evil one?"

 

[mirandafave]

Worf [whichever one]: Strange how none of us went into the Science Division.

 

[mirandafave]

LORE: I'd like to thank the Academy for this award as well as my brother Data ....

BORG 1: Damn it! It's always the same thing at the Android/Drone Oscars, either Data wins or Lore wins. Just once I'd like it if we had a shot.

BORG 2: Ssshh! Put on your fake smile for the cameras.

 

[Mojochi]

Captain Picard: Good luck getting Beverly now, twit

Lt. Picard: Ha ha, very funny. Tell me, do you figure that robot heart is standard issue for all Borg drones now? Prick

 

[jep]

Circus or no circus, seeing the tragic misfire that happened to Data, Riker begins to have second thoughts about being fired out of Lore's double barreled cannon.




.

 

[Finn]

Why didn't they go with "A Fistful of Picards"?

Worf: "Geordi! Get me out of here!"
Geordi: "Why...What's going on up there?"
Worf: He's in his Shakespearan mode, and they are doing Romeo and Juliet!!!!"

Data: Mmmm... I was right. The yellow uniform works well with a beard

Data: I have a question, brother. Would the chip help me fart? It will teach Riker to shove his crotch in his face

Worf Prime: How come none of us have the blue uniform?

Worf Two: Because they all are good fathers and never went to that stupid tournment and stayed home building Alexander's volcano for his class.

 

[Isis]

Why didn't they go with "A Fistful of Picards"?

Worf: "Geordi! Get me out of here!"
Geordi: "Why...What's going on up there?"
Worf: He's in his Shakespearan mode, and they are doing Romeo and Juliet!!!!"

...

 

[Isis]

Data: "No, Will, Tom's mishap with the washing machine and your need for a completely new wardrobe is no excuse. You can't ante in your spare trombone. You're going to have to fork over a few credits just like the rest of us."

When Lore's foray as a fashion model did wonders for his love life, Data pondered following suit.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf Prime: "What are those two Worfs doing way in the back?"

Worf 2: "You don't want to know."

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF at the back: I need to find more of this LDS stuff.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf Prime: "Why is Tom Baker's face floating out there?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TOM RIKER: Was this a bad time to drop by and ask the Counselor for a massage with a happy ending?

LORE: Do you like my little army, Picard?

It's almost like they JUMPED out of a late 20th century Mel Gibson movie, isn't it?

 

[cooleddie74]

Michael Dorn on Ice...

The new sensation coming to Las Vegas in 2012!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WILL: Sorry, I didnt know this was a goldshirts tabler.

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL: Come on. Take a seat.

I'm just leaving anyways. Gotta get the "transporter duplicate stink" outta my uniform.

 

[Isis]

Lore: "So, dear brother, this circus we're practicing for, does it pay well?"