TOS Caption Contest #180: No Bones About It

[jep]

McCoy: "Okkkkkaaaaay. I think I'll be going now. Good luck in the kumate, Jean Claude."



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[MANT!]

McCoy "Now..cough."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "All I did was ask her if she was related to that girl from 'Boy Meets World'. It's an honest question. "T'Pau", "Topanga", see the similarity?"

Kirk: "(Sigh)"



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T'Pau: "No, but one of my ancestors did play Winnie on The Wonder Years."

McCoy: "Well, that'd explain the mathematical ability of a computer...*URK!*"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: You're Human!

Man: You're stoned!

Spock: Finally, a logical statement from Doctor McCoy.

Vulcan: What's this about us being Green-Blooded Hobgoblins?

Kirk: I told you not to put hat expression on your Facebook page.

McCoy: All right, time for a day of proper medicine. So what's first, Saurian Brandy or Klingon Bloodwine?

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Mauve alert? There must be some dangerous shit about to happen!

Nurse Tyler, off screen: Mauve? I thought red meant some dangerous shit was about to happen?

McCoy: Rose, you ignorant slut. Mauve is the universal color for dangerous shit happening not red. Only Earth uses that camp color red to signify dangerous shit happening.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Defective early-model Ass-Rubbing Clone is doing it wrong.

Guard: "You take that back! Master's acting in the airplane episode of 'The Twilight Zone' was without question SUPERIOR!!!"

McCoy: "Bill?"

Bill: "You heard the man. Maybe you should apologize a little."

 

[ItsGreen]

....and Lieutenant, don't give me that
"It was a million-to-one shot, Doc." excuse again!

 

[jep]

McCoy: "What the.... ??? Clap-off damn it, CLAP OFF!!!!!!!"



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[Nerys Myk]

VULCAN: Sorry, it's my first day.

 

[alte]

Yeah...I know...

 

[alte]

Bones in rare cockblock moment...there's your "joking around"...inspired by an episode of the Simpsons...

 

[jep]

After his indiscretions with Sulu became public knowledge, there was only one honorable thing McCoy could do.



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[T'Boggan]

McCoy: " Good God man! Ive travelled fourteen parsecs an two hundred years for a piece of rough trade you could at least think about it!"

McCoy "Gee...Vulcan X Factor is tough!"

McCoy: Ha! they'll never find where I hid my Red Matter hoard...now I can creat a black hole and change history at will ! "

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I've traveled back in time to when pants still had pockets!

Guard: Kal-if-fee!

McCoy: Gesundheit.

McCoy: Let me give you the guided tour of Sickbay. The ship is too small to have a Morgue, so any crewmembers lost are cremated and placed in here.

Tourist: Why is it Red?

McCoy: We use their Uniforms for the wallpaper.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

 

[Mistral]

McCoy: "Ok, booze-check. Pink disco light-check. I'm thinking I can put the stripper pole over there..."




Thanks for the win!

 

[Tribble]

STAR TREK -- The Space Ballet

(Larger version)

... or animated:

 

[Rat Boy]

Guard: "You do realize T'Pau is epileptic?!"

Tribble: *gulp!*

 

[phenyx2]

"I'm a Doctor, not a Quarterback...oh wait?!"

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "I've heard of malpractice suits, but this is ridiculous."