Star Trek XI Caption Contest #15: Demands and Commands

[Rat Boy]

Get down from there, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's gesticulate wildly at...

For close encounters of the rebooted kind, our winner is...

Nero: Ayel, play the notes.

For attempting to explain away one's shortcomings, our winner is...

Scotty: Lassie, it's not the size of the warp core...it's the how much matter and antimatter you can pump through it.

And for proving that revenge is a dish best served small, our winner is...

[Keenser remembers...]
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[Scotty: Get off! Shut up! You don't eat anything! You can eat, like, a bean, and you're done. ]

[Keenser speaks]
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Keenser: Done? Oh, no - not done. Time for cropdusting now.

And for changing the laws of physics, our Photoshop winner is...

OLD SCOTTY: There you go lad, now you won't have to eject the warp cores.

SCOTTY: This ship is crawling with old Scotsmen!!!!!!

Congratulations to the winners! In this episode, Robau wonders if it's too late to send over another bald officer over to the Narada. Next, McCoy finds yet another patient who's only covered by Medicare. And lastly, Sulu and Chekov decide to flip to see who sits in the center seat. Enjoy and I'll see you in three weeks:

 

[Rat Boy]

Ayel: "Wait a minute, I'm on a window?"

Robau: "Yes, hopefully it'll catch on."

Redshirt: "But Doctor, I want a second opinion!"

McCoy: "You want a second opinion? You're ugly, too."

Chekov: "Dude, ve are surrounded by hot chicks!"

Sulu: "Dude, how long have you known me?"

 

[cooleddie74]

AYEL: The Romulan historical database WAS right.

You ARE a complete and utter badass!!!

McCOY: Maybe this'll teach you not to sleep with green women with orange sores.

SULU: Great. Surrounded by hot women in miniskirts. And I can't do SHIT about it.

CHEKOV: Story of my life.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Surrender at once, or else I'll be forced to use my infinite badassness on your vessel!!

AYEL: Run away!!!

RUN AWAY!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Ayel: My Captain wishes to meet with your Captain, so both Captains can negotiate a cease fire. Your Captain will come aboard our ship via Shuttlecraft to meet with out Capta-

Robau: Would you stop saying 'Captain' so much?!

Ayel: Sorry, I only learned your language 5 minutes ago, Jerk!

McCoy: You're gonna die.

Vulcan: When?

McCoy: I dunno, I'm a Doctor not a Prophet.

Chekov: We're approaching Saturn.

Sulu: I just realized we can come out of warp without having to go through clouds!

Chokov: Won't look as cool.

Sulu: You're right, stick with the original plan.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Ayel: "Join us, Robau! And together we shall rid the galaxy of the hirsute!"

McCoy: "You're the guy who stole my wife?! What kind of sick, twisted universe is this?!"

Pike (OS): "I know each and every one of you will give your very best on this mission. Even so, I still think we've got a fair chance of success!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Bitchin' scalp.

AYEL: You too.

ROBAU:We should hang out.

AYEL: Agreed.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Take two of KISS MY ASS and call me in the morning...of NEVER.

Now get the hell outta here.

CHEKOV: I chose de wrong career.

SULU: Me too. That same-sex porno director back in college seemed SO nice, too.(*Sighs*)

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. Rogaine doesn't work for Vulcans.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Robau: Damnit! Another bug on the windshield. Kirk, go out there and scrape it off.

McCoy: Close your mouth; I ain't sticking this down there.
Crewman: Then...oh, doc, I hate that.

Chekov: Vait. Vait. It was the afterlife?! VTF?

 

[Rat Boy]

SULU: Great. Surrounded by hot women in miniskirts. And I can't do SHIT about it.

CHEKOV: Story of my life.

Cheko: "Vait a minute, one of the dem is vearing pants."

Sulu: "No one ever pays attention to the ones in pants."

*redshirt in pants runs off crying*

 

[M'Sharak]

Congratulations to the winners!

Thanks!

New thread pinned.

 

[Captain Crow]

Ayel, stoned: Dave's not here, man.

 

[Rat Boy]

Ayel: "We want the alien whose head looks like a butt plug."

Robau: "Done!"

McCoy: "Oh, the hypochondriac's back! So what is it this time?"

Redshirt: "Well, my lead pipe hurts a little."

McCoy: "That's normal. Next patient!"

Chekov: "Of all de Dennis Hopper movies, you had to pick 'Super Mario Bros.'"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"And if you don't cut down on the jumja sticks, captain, this is you in twenty years time".

Robau: "My god".

 

[cooleddie74]

AYEL: Nice ship, Captain Robau.

You gonna be using it today? My commander had this SCRUMPTIOUS little target-practice idea.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:Don't use the Hello Kitty bandages on your wounds, son. Trust me...they don't work. They're all show, no action.

SULU:Does someone smell Massengill?

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCOY: "Sawbones"? Sorry, I don't get the reference.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I am not finding "White Castle" in the navigation database, Mr Sulu.

 

[M'Sharak]

McCoy: The test results just came back, and...
Ens. Balding: You can cure it?
McCoy: No, I'm afraid not - you're severely allergic to Folliclax V, so...
Nurse Tzâpl: Toupee, or not toupee? That is the question.