Star Trek XI Caption Contest #14: Wee Problems

[Rat Boy]

Keenser: Did anybody else have to get their uniforms at a Halloween Store?

Fat Kirk (off camera): "Yes."

 

[M'Sharak]

[Keenser remembers...]
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[Scotty: Get off! Shut up! You don't eat anything! You can eat, like, a bean, and you're done. ]

[Keenser speaks]
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Keenser: Done? Oh, no - not done. Time for cropdusting now.

 

[SantaEddie74]

SPOCK: Let me guess.


You found out about me overflowing the toilet.

Bloody transporter buffer can't handle recently-reanimated flesh...I must have lost a DOZEN of those creepy bastards trying to beam them up from the Winchester!!!

KEENSER: Damn can of nuts and that cheese stick.


I'm gonna be on here for HOURS.

 

[SantaEddie74]

NERO: Hi. We're from the Church of the Romulan Tattoo Consciousness and we have a message we thought you'd like to hear.

 

[Sector 7]

NERO: Thank you for landing on that wicked Witch for us.
NERO'S CREW [singing]: We represent... the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Thankfully Romulan mining ships were a lens flare free zone.

 

[Santa Kang]

SPOCK: Here's the keys. I should be back in a hour. If I see a single scratch you're dead.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock Prime: "Oh crap, this is an Abrams' production and I'm wearing white and he's wearing black. Well, I know where this is going..."

 

[T'Boggan]

SPOCK: Is it the sequel yet? I want to know just how wrinkly I can get!

Scotty: "and keep your boody hands off myStar Wars Collectors Plate's or I'll whip your ass!"

Scotty always kept a spare Liver handy just in case, but his one was the first that could follow him around from bar to bar...

 

[SantaEddie74]

SPOCK: This is about the stuff I pocketed and shoplifted as I left Romulus...isn't it?

Did ya bloody SEE THAT, lads?!

I beamed all three of 'em onto the pad without turnin' a single one of them into a steamin', bubblin' pile of Hamburger Helper!!

KEENSER: I'm not coming down until you admit the old timeline was better than this one.

 

[SantaEddie74]

NERO: You're not going ANYWHERE until you pay your damned warping tickets, Ambassador.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "I'll never forget what you did to me. Thanks to you, my wife is dead and my home is gone. I'll remember what you did for the rest of my life!"

*Spock Prime walks over to Nero, puts hand on his head*

Spock Prime: "Forget."

 

[SantaEddie74]

NERO: Thanks for letting Romulus die along with everyone I ever knew and loved.

SPOCK: I do what I can.

 

[M'Sharak]

Nero: Ayel, play the notes.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pegg: "Chris got nominated for the Bad Ass Award from MTV? He spent most of this movie getting his ass kicked."

 

[LeadHead]

Nero: Spock, I've been waiting for this day my whole life.

Abrams: You know that line will only be in the trailer, not the movie right?

 

[SantaEddie74]

Admiral Archer's dog just rematerialized!!! Go tell the Captain!!!



I'M FREE!!!!

 

[SantaEddie74]

NERO: You forgot your wallet, Ambassador.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Lassie, it's not the size of the warp core...it's the how much matter and antimatter you can pump through it.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: Spock, I've been waiting for this day my whole life.

Abrams: You know that line will only be in the trailer, not the movie right?

Morning coffee spew!!!!