Facts About Captain Robau

[Yeoman Randi]

Crayola has just added a new color to it's mega box of crayons. It's called ROBAU.

 

[Epsilon-9]

Why is Trekbbs taking the piss out of Captain Roba? Because he’s such a badass he can take insults.

 

[Epsilon-9]

Captain Robau I need the star fleet frequency codes? Now is it safe?

 

[cooleddie74]

^




Epic. Good work!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

THOSE ARE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Epsilon-9]

Thought that would get a laugh.

 

[startrekrcks]

ha ha that is hilarious

 

[Epsilon-9]

ha ha that is hilarious

Yeah, it doesn't get old. Oh, dear.

 

[TEH BABA]

Robau temporary hosted teh dax symbiot.

 

[6079SmithW]

Afterwards, the dax symbiont refused to enter anyone else because having Robau as a host was the pinnacle of living.

 

[Cyke101]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Robau.
Robau who?

That's the punchline. Everybody knows who Robau is.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is going to get me a really awesome gift for my twenty-fifth birthday at the end of this month.

 

[cooleddie74]

^
And that gift?

His blessing that he will refrain from kicking your ass for at least one more year...provided you continue to respect and obey him.

 

[Cyke101]

^
And that gift?

His blessing that he will refrain from kicking your ass for at least one more year...provided you continue to respect and obey him.

In other words, the gift of life.

 

[Epsilon-9]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Robau.
Robau who?

That's the punchline. Everybody knows who Robau is.

Oh the Robau, jokes don't get old.

 

[Epsilon-9]

Robau is going to get me a really awesome gift for my twenty-fifth birthday at the end of this month.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau can hit a home run out of every park, including Yellowstone.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can hit NATIONAL PARKS out of the ballpark.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau once batted a guy named Frank so hard out of a baseball stadium that every bone in the poor bastard shattered into jelly in mid-flight, turning him into a tube of sausage -- hence the term "Ballpark Frank."

 

[startrekrcks]

Ha Ha that's funny