Movie Caption Contest #141: I'm a Little Busy at the Moment

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "I ordered no interruptions!"

Torg: "But sir, Steve Jobs is here and he knows you stole the new iPhone prototype."

Kruge: "GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP* ***ZIP***
Computer: "Mechanical Rice Picker has completed jerking you off."
Styles: "Hmm, incredible machine."

 

[SeerSGB]

Kiff inform the crew, I have mated...with a woman.

 

[Drob]

Comm officer: "Yellow alert, captain to the bridge, yellow a-"

Styles: <clicks off comm remote while making a jerk off motion>

 

[Nerys Myk]

STYLES: Have Mr Scott report to my quarters. There seem to be a draft.

SCOTTY: (thinking): I guess it was a left turn after all.

 

[Candlelight]

^

I rang out of time with my 'Kruge meets Marty' photoshop this week. *sigh*...

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "By the way, I pooped in your shower, too."

 

[cooleddie74]

Yer bloody talkin' turbolift's got a VENDETTA against me, Captain!! This wasn't me fault, lad!!

 

[cooleddie74]

LIEUTENANT: Sir...

My...my Lord...

You...you're taking into my Walkman.

 

[Candlelight]

"What is it?"
"My Lord, nineteen down, clue is 'kind of stoat', six letters long"
"This will take a while. Release the prisoners, we have more important matters to deal with"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Styles: "If that's you, Mr. Scott, I'm going to be very angry".

Scotty: "Eh...no, no it's not Scott"

Styles: "Then who?"

Scotty: "Eh...my name is..eh...Captain Styles."

Styles: *sigh*. Try again, Mr. Scott.

 

[SeerSGB]

Styles: I arrest Kirk...then his Mirror Universe self owns my ass...then Kirk owns my ass...steals my ship...stops an invasion from another dimension...then Starfleet gives him the Excelsior and I get stuck with some old clunker...man my DC comics self was a real putz.

 

[Alrik]

Styles: *sniff* "Damn it to hell. I could just throw this I Touch against the wall. This is the third Friend Request that Sulu has ignored."

 

[Alrik]

Styles: "Mr. Scott...the restroom does have a working door you know."

Scotty: "Aye sir, bu' a good batch o' haggis knows no bounderies."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "No, suh, I wasn't trying to sabotage the transwarp computer drive."

Styles: "Well, seeing how I and the thousands of geeks on the internet don't have a damn clue what you're talking about, I'll let it slide just this once."

 

[LeadHead]

Styles: I'm terrified that someone will try to steal the Excelsior.

Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise!

Styles: Oh Thank God!

Kruge: I ordered no interruptions!

Torg: Then you should have left the communicator on vibrate.

Shinzon: Are you ready?

Viceroy: Yeah, technically we've been ready since the Enterprise got here. We could have beamed Picard aboard as soon as we decloaked since he wouldn't let Worf raise the Shields. Then he actually came aboard our ship willingly, all you did was cut yourself and then invite him to dinner, which was kinda creepy by the way.

Doctor: And we should know.

Viceroy: Right, if anybody's creepy it's us. Then he beamed down to the planet, alone. Super easy to nab him there and do this. Then the moment you decide to abduct him is when he's standing in front of several witnesses so they knew right away that we had taken him. On second thought, we're not ready for the procedure. Let him go.

 

[Captain Crow]

Comm Officer: Captain, sorry to bother you but someone claiming to be your son wants to speak to you.

Styles: What's his name?

Comm Officer: Doogie Howser.