Movie Caption Contest #141: I'm a Little Busy at the Moment

[cooleddie74]

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VICEROY: The interior decorators have arrived, My Lord.

Shall I show them where you said you want the new pink taffida curtains?

 

[Candlelight]

VICEROY: "Procedure. Procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure telepathic mind rape. Procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure procedure"

 

[cooleddie74]

VICEROY: These are my wife's twin brothers, Praetor.

I told them they could stay aboard while they're in the system. Is that acceptable?


I'll catch hell from her if I tell them no.

 

[cooleddie74]

KRUGE: Well, tell them we already HAVE a copy of the Subspace Watchtower and send them on their way! Whatever you do, Maltz...DON'T beam them aboard!

We'll never get rid of them!!

 

[Mistral]

Klingon#1 : "Captain! Hang up now! We're outside the Empire-the roaming charges will kill us!"

 

[Mistral]

Viceroy: "My lord, the two 16 yr old virgins you requested have arrived."

Shinzon: "Oh, smashing! I-hey, wait a second! I wanted them to be Human!" *peers closer* "And female!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SHINZON: Excellent, Viceroy.


Show them where our widescreen is...then let them perform the service installation so they can LEAVE.

 

[cooleddie74]

Marty...

MARTY!!!

Whatever you do you must not run into your future, Mirror Universe self...do I make myself clear?!?

 

[T'Girl]

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Captain Styles: "Computer, what's happening on the trek bbs?"

Computer: **(working) Someone posted a picture of you laying on your back with your shirt open buffing your nails and just now someone else started a thread titled 'Is Captain Styles Bisexual'?**

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Comm officer: "Yellow alert, captain to the bridge, yellow alert!"

Styles: "Bridge, this is the captain. How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?"

Comm officer: "Sir, some of the men have found old episodes of Cop Rock in the database! And they swear they saw your ancestor Howard Hunter in one."

Styles: "I'm on my way."

Kruge: Maltz, what is it?
Maltz: Sir, the ship has gone to yellow alert, and we don't know why.
Kruge: What...does...the...yellow...light...mean?

 

[cooleddie74]

(Thinking)

Gay moustaches will never go out of style in the service.

They'll see. I'll show those bastards.

KRUGE: What do you MEAN she's flooded?

Take her out of third, dammit!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kruge: "I've come a long way for the secret of Genesis and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman, and not a single Starbucks in this sector. Kill them all."

 

[cooleddie74]

KRUGE: Inform the High Council there's nothing down here but a Vulcan boy going through puberty, a Vulcan woman with a really out-of-date haircut and...a fey male Earther who claims he knows Sarah Jessica Parker and can get us into some really good parties!

 

[cooleddie74]

(Thinking)

I wonder if Admiral Kirk likes me.

I'll send him an anonymous love card and see how he reacts.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

*sound of door opening*
Ensign (OS): "Ensign Smith reporting as...Oh!" *embarrassed stammering* "Er...uh...Ensign Smith reporting as ordered, sir."
Styles: "At ease, Ensign. I just wanted to know how the repairs in your section are coming along."
Ensign (still embarrassed): "Um...they're...uh...coming along fine, sir. Uh, Captain...would you...er...like me to get you a pair of pants from your closet, sir?"
Styles: "No, I'm fine."

 

[cooleddie74]

If my damn vibrator weren't busted and stuck on the shelf behind me...I wouldn't be lying here so damn BORED.

 

[Alrik]

Shinzon: "You're late...and what's up with the stick?"

Viceroy: "Don't ask me, you're the one who called a staff meeting."

 

[Alrik]

Kruge: "Make it two large Meat Lovers and one large Pepperoni."

Over Communicator: "What about Anchovies? Should I get one with Anchovies?"

Kruge: "Anchovies have no honor, you are dead to me Maltz."

 

[cooleddie74]

VICEROY: The repair team has completed the initial stages of its work, Praetor. They are here to report.

SHINZON: Good. What news do you have to give me?

REMAN #1: The vessel's warp reactor is still offline and won't be functional again for at least several more hours.

REMAN #2: But on the bright side, we DID manage to find where Subcommander Tallora lost her Secret Santa gift last year...and the Viceroy here said he thinks you're a most handsome man for an offworlder.

 

[cooleddie74]

KRUGE: My wife called wanting to know where I am?

GO TO TOTAL SUBSPACE SILENCE for the next few hours, Maltz!!

Do you hear me??

Do NOT tell that bitch where the hell we are and what we're doing, man!!!