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Did he just say "blessed are the dilithium miners?"
Movie Caption Contest #141: I'm a Little Busy at the Moment
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Did he just say "blessed are the dilithium miners?"
James B Sikking (thinking): "God I hate Miguel Ferrer. Hate him hate him HATE HIM! Oh well, off to shoot the bridge scenes"
Even the rigidly conservative Captain Styles couldn't believe what Rush Limbaugh the VIIth was saying on his subspace show that day...
KRUGE: The warp reactor is malfunctioning? Dammit, man...just hook the Mr. Neutron up to the dilithium chamber and dump last night's waste in that bitch!!
Styles: Computer, what is my schedule for tomorrow?
Computer: 0700: Launch Excelsior on Triumphant First Mission. 0800: Break Warp Speed Records Set by USS Enterprise. 0900: Receive Commendation from Starfleet Command.
Styles: Excellent.
Computer: Changes in Schedule input by Montgomery Scott. 10 minutes from now: Get owned by Admiral Kirk and The Enterprise. All other appointments canceled.
Kruge: I ordered no interruptions.
Torg: (over comm) Oh, sorry. You're right I'm a very smart First Officer, there's no way I'll make a bad decision and walk into a trap or anything.
Kruge: Bring me up!
Shinzon: Did you Bring Picard?
Viceroy: No.
Shinzon: Why not? We have one of the most advanced battleships ever made, how could you have failed?!
Viceroy: We have No idea how to work this thing.
STYLES: Computer...run a level 3 sensor scan of my quarters...what is that awful smell hanging in the air?
COMPUTER VOICE: Analyzing...
Scan complete. Results ready.
It is your ass, Captain.
KRUGE: Torg did WHAT to his WHAT with my bat'leth?
Well, did he wash it off afterwards?
VICEROY: Your Excellency...these men claim to be from the Church of the Enlightened Reman Consciousness and say they have come with a special message they would like you to hear.
SHINZON: Tell them we gave at the Senate gallery.
KRUGE: Breaker, Breaker...this is the Crabhead calling out to the Rura Penthe Snowman...do you have your ears on?
We're gonna be haulin' the Genesis data to the border of the New Georgia Colony and need you to run interference against the Federation Smokies!
KRUGE: NOT NOW, Maltz!!
We can discuss having a candlelit dinner together AFTER I return to the ship...okay?!
Captain Styles suddenly realized...
He was NEVER going to be in the next movie.
KRUGE: NOT NOW, Maltz!!
We can discuss having a candlelit dinner together AFTER I return to the ship...okay?!
My username sort of got a mention! Awesome!
"Styles to Sickbay. Doc, I had a little too much Romulan Ale last night and now I can't find my riding crop. Lt Johnson who came back to my quarters was really keen to 'experiment' so attempted to shove it up my- oh wait, it's behind me, never mind, Styles out."
Kruge: What do you mean there's a robot with a flashlight head roaming around?
VICEROY: My Lord.
The Regulan take-out order's here.
Styles was immensely proud of his advanced and powerful new starship...until he noticed the infestation of brown recluses on the ceiling of his quarters.
Styles: "Seriously, what the hell is that stick supposed to be? Oh well. Perhaps if I ignore it and keep filing my nails it will just go away."
COMPUTER VOICE: The shipboard time is now 2200 hours, Captain.
STYLES: Oh, yeah.
Right.
Time to masturbate again.
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