Princess Madeleine is back on the market.
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It norwegian, but I understand it. Ryster is similiar to shake, and slott is castle, but here it means the royal family.
Emher beat me to it, it seems.
"Ryster det svenske slott" sounds much better if you imagine it translates as something naughty. 
Anyway, I'm working on a plan B. The royal family is really, really into horses, and the Kentucky Derby is coming up, not to mention the 2010 world equestrian games being held in Lexington, Kentucky. How convenient for me!
William Shatner lives near here, so somehow I have to convince him to use his awesome Shat powers to hook me up with the Princess. This is where the rest of you come in, as the largest Shat fan-base on the planet. My only worry is that due to the board's inexperience in getting laid (the entire TrekBBS membership combined has only got to second base twice, and that was with third cousins at the prom), you'll bungle your part of the mission and the Princess will end up with Shat instead of me!
Anyway, I'm working on a plan B. The royal family is really, really into horses, and the Kentucky Derby is coming up, not to mention the 2010 world equestrian games being held in Lexington, Kentucky. How convenient for me!
William Shatner lives near here, so somehow I have to convince him to use his awesome Shat powers to hook me up with the Princess. This is where the rest of you come in, as the largest Shat fan-base on the planet. My only worry is that due to the board's inexperience in getting laid (the entire TrekBBS membership combined has only got to second base twice, and that was with third cousins at the prom), you'll bungle your part of the mission and the Princess will end up with Shat instead of me!
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That's not true...anyone could have a chance if they truly wanted to be with her.
This will all blow over, I've seen enough episodes of Three's Company to know how a misunderstanding works. The dude was watching Star Trek IV, and she went in to talk to him about the wedding or something, and all of a sudden the mis-timed line "Not NOW Madeline" came up and she thought it was her dude saying it. In the right context this situation would be hilarious.
Give it a few days, maybe a heart to heart with Mrs. Roper over a wine spritzer at the Regal Beagle, and possibly another misunderstanding with a woman who she assumes is a prostitute, but is actually his cousin in town for a visit, and she'll realize that they're meant to be together.
Give it a few days, maybe a heart to heart with Mrs. Roper over a wine spritzer at the Regal Beagle, and possibly another misunderstanding with a woman who she assumes is a prostitute, but is actually his cousin in town for a visit, and she'll realize that they're meant to be together.
It may be the booze speaking, but somehow I can't help thinking who would be winner in mud-wrestling between Princess Madeleine and the lady from this thread.
And if it's the booze speaking, I don't want to sober up.
And if it's the booze speaking, I don't want to sober up.
She looks a bit like Teagan Presley... IIRC there's an early Teagan Presley scene where she "performs" wearing a tiara...Christ. I've never heard of her before, but... christ.
Mmmmm. I'm having thoughts about that Tiara... (as in she's wearing nothing but
)
That's a very good thought.
I may have to go look it up............
Anyway, I'm working on a plan B. The royal family is really, really into horses, and the Kentucky Derby is coming up, not to mention the 2010 world equestrian games being held in Lexington, Kentucky. How convenient for me!
I hate to break it to you, but you've got the wrong royal family. It's the Queen of England who is into horse racing. Don't worry, though, because she has a daughter who is also into horses.
She may be hot, beautiful and even a princess, but she could be highly boring and high maintenance underneath. Who knows?
Anyway, I'm working on a plan B. The royal family is really, really into horses, and the Kentucky Derby is coming up, not to mention the 2010 world equestrian games being held in Lexington, Kentucky. How convenient for me!
I hate to break it to you, but you've got the wrong royal family. It's the Queen of England who is into horse racing. Don't worry, though, because she has a daughter who is also into horses.
No. The Queen of England loves horse racing and when she visits she stays at Will Farish's farm (he gave Millie to George H.W. Bush), whereas Princess Madeleine is into horses in her own right, in a big way.
I hope that isn't meant in a Catherine the Great sense.
I just hate scrolling down a thread with a good joke in mind, and finding out someone else got there first.
I think that she looks a little like a young Catherine Oxenberg.
How old is she anyway? Maybe I got a chance.......
She's 27, I believe.
I'm not sure, but it's entirely possible that she may be distantly related to Catherine Oxenberg. Both Madeleine and Catherine are in line of succession to the British throne, indicated some common ancestor.
Don't mind me. Royal genealogy is one of my hobbies.
Hey, she's not bad looking. Sort of a Princess Bride look going on.
They are both the descendants of George II of Great Britain.
In the case of Madaleine it goes like this
George II -> Prince Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn -> Queen Victoria -> Prince Arthur, Duke of Connaught and Strathearn -> Princess Margaret of Connaught(she married Prince Gustaf Adolf of Sweden but she died well before he became King) -> Prince Gustaf Adolf, Duke of Västerbotten -> Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden -> Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.
That makes Madaleine the 5 x great grand-daughter of George II.
I am not sure about the exact lineage of Catherine Oxenburg. I will try to find it. In 2009 she was #1387th in line to the throne.
In the case of Madaleine it goes like this
George II -> Prince Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn -> Queen Victoria -> Prince Arthur, Duke of Connaught and Strathearn -> Princess Margaret of Connaught(she married Prince Gustaf Adolf of Sweden but she died well before he became King) -> Prince Gustaf Adolf, Duke of Västerbotten -> Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden -> Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.
That makes Madaleine the 5 x great grand-daughter of George II.
I am not sure about the exact lineage of Catherine Oxenburg. I will try to find it. In 2009 she was #1387th in line to the throne.
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