Princess Madeleine is back on the market.

[Emher]

My personal, Swedish, feelings are to follow. But first.

I'm sure the details are here, but the site is in Swedish.

The headline says "Sex-skandale ryster det svenske slott"

Does anyone here speak Swedish? What is a svenske slott and how do you ryster it?

That's not Swedish. That's Norwegian. Never ever mix up the two. "Svenska slottet" (as it's called In "Svenska") would be the "Swedish court" or "castle". And the other one the freaking Norgies can keep to themselves.


Now, back on topic. Yes she is really, really, really, ridicolously goodlooking. But even if I could overlook the fact that she hangs out on Östermalm (rich mans part of Stockholm, and I'm a working guy) and the fact that she wears huge fucking sunglasses (I'm saying I might), I still wouldn't. Even if I had a shot.

Why? Because there's been pretty much nothing else then the rumours about this and now the announcement of the broken engagement for the last week. And this shit's just getting started. I'm a private person and I'd never, ever put myself trough that. I can not even imagine how shitty it must feel to have your personal life blown up like this.

 

[Kestra]

Why would anyone cheat on her?

Because human behavior is complex, often motivated by irrational reasons, and not always focused on a single factor such as physical attractiveness?

I didn't say anything about her physical attractiveness.

Right, sorry, let me rephrase so as not to be so specific.

Why would anyone cheat on her? For the same reasons that other people are cheated on, I suppose.

 

[Jetfire]

Because human behavior is complex, often motivated by irrational reasons, and not always focused on a single factor such as physical attractiveness?

I didn't say anything about her physical attractiveness.

Right, sorry, let me rephrase so as not to be so specific.

Why would anyone cheat on her? For the same reasons that other people are cheated on, I suppose.

Because they don't truly love them. If you truly loved someone you wouldn't cheat on them...you would be honest with them about your feelings. That is how I feel...I could be wrong and probable am.

 

[gturner]

My personal, Swedish, feelings are to follow. But first.

I'm sure the details are here, but the site is in Swedish.

The headline says "Sex-skandale ryster det svenske slott"

Does anyone here speak Swedish? What is a svenske slott and how do you ryster it?

That's not Swedish. That's Norwegian. Never ever mix up the two.

No wonder Google translate was choking on it.

So, are you with us in the effort to get at least one royal off the backs of poor, oppressed Swedes and make her a regular fixture at Comic-Con? She'd look good on some alien's arm, surrounded by Imperial Storm Troopers.

Hey, perhaps we could get her a guest spot on The Big Bang Theory, handing a Nobel Prize to Sheldon Cooper in a dream sequence.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Swede rack is sweet.

 

[Emher]

My personal, Swedish, feelings are to follow. But first.

I'm sure the details are here, but the site is in Swedish.

The headline says "Sex-skandale ryster det svenske slott"

Does anyone here speak Swedish? What is a svenske slott and how do you ryster it?

That's not Swedish. That's Norwegian. Never ever mix up the two.

No wonder Google translate was choking on it.

So, are you with us in the effort to get at least one royal off the backs of poor, oppressed Swedes and make her a regular fixture at Comic-Con? She'd look good on some alien's arm, surrounded by Imperial Storm Troopers.

Hey, perhaps we could get her a guest spot on The Big Bang Theory, handing a Nobel Prize to Sheldon Cooper in a dream sequence.

Eh, why not, just because I'm not up for it doesn't mean everyone else feels the same.

 

[scotpens]

Christ. I've never heard of her before, but... christ.

Amen and hallelujah to that, brother!

There's just something about those Swedish blondes. And I'm purposely restraining myself from the temptation to make a Volvo joke.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Why would anyone cheat on her?

Hell I wouldn't cheat on her

I certainly wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating Saltines, nose or not.

Cheers,
-CM-

Nor would I

Mmmmm. I'm having thoughts about that Tiara... (as in she's wearing nothing but )

I think she might look better with the right sort of necklace.

As in Pearl?

 

[Australis]

le post double.

 

[Australis]

hmm, quoting not working properly for me.

Kail asked:

Why would anyone cheat on her?

I'm reminded of a poster of a startlingly pretty girl, in a provocative post, highly irresistible. The slogan underneath said:

"Just remember: someone somewhere is sick of her shit."

She is very pretty, I must say. <sigh>

 

[Brent]

You cannot blame someone else for your own disrespectful behavior, no matter how annoying that other person may be. People need to take responsibility for their own actions. There is NEVER an excuse to cheat on anyone. These things should not be tolerated. The idiot who cheated on this women is an idiot, and he doesn't deserve to be in a relationship with anyone if that is his behavior. No women should want that or settle for that.

 

[gturner]

^ Which is why King Gustaf should have him beheaded.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

None of you have a chance.


YEAH I TOTALLY WENT THERE.

 

[gturner]

We don't have a chance unless we implement my plan!

I figure we have a two-week window to get a TrekBBSer in her bed, but that's only going to happen if we come together as a crew.

Sure, the attempt may cost us a couple of red-shirts, but nothing work having comes cheap, unless of course we get her really drunk on cheap vodka.

 

[Thena]

You know, the poor girl just went through a humiliating break-up in the public spotlight and has to cancel her wedding plans while her sister is walking down the aisle in two months. Maybe you guys should give her some time before plotting to hook up with her.

Oh, and don't forget that her daddy can banish you to the Arctic, just like Jonas Bergström.

 

[gturner]

You suggest we delay the union of the Brotherhood of TrekBBS with House Bernadotte?!

Her Royal Highness surely knows how to seperate the affairs of her heart from affairs of state, and affairs with weird looking horny aliens in New York.

 

[Miss Chicken]

I think the only Trekbbser who could handle the amount of publicity that hooking up with Princess Madaleine would provoke - is Squiggy but I think Squiggy has been MIA for the last few weeks.

 

[gturner]

I think the only Trekbbser who could handle the amount of publicity that hooking up with Princess Madaleine would provoke - is Squiggy but I think Squiggy has been MIA for the last few weeks.

Well, the breakup has been brewing for a few weeks, too, so you don't mean...

 

[captcalhoun]

holy fuck! that's a right royal rack.

 

[John Picard]

hmm, quoting not working properly for me.

Kail asked:

Why would anyone cheat on her?

I'm reminded of a poster of a startlingly pretty girl, in a provocative post, highly irresistible. The slogan underneath said:

"Just remember: someone somewhere is sick of her shit."

She is very pretty, I must say. <sigh>

Here ya go.