A plan, people. We need a plan (just like in nuBSG). If we can get the Princess together with a TrekBBSer then our geekiness will gain royal endorsement!
So, I found a contact phone number for
www.childhood-usa.org, on Madison Avenue & 34th St, New York, where the princess should be available for the next three weeks. Now we need to send a New York based envoy from the TrekBBS to meet her.
Sidious, perhaps? The clash between Marxism and monarchy (especially since I think she's got some Romanov relations) should keep things interesting for her.
We'll write a letter of introduction with all sorts of flowery prose (
"To her most esteemed Madeleine Therese Amelie Josephine, Princess of Sweden, Duchess of Halsingland and Gastrikland, etc. etc.") and he'll present himself as an ambassador of the Klingon High Council or some Romulan diplomatic mission so she'll be obligated to meet with him because of her rank and stature. Then he asks her to lunch to discuss some irregularities along the neutral zone, and wham! Next thing you know their playing tonsil hockey in the back of a cab.
At worst, she'll discover the fraud when she bites him and he bleeds the wrong color, so then she might handcuff him to the bedpost and punish him like only an angry Swedish princess can.
Don't be intimidated by her beauty and stature, gentlemen! Contrary to what you might think,
we have the advantage because we know all about princes and princesses. We've been brought up on countless stories and fairytales - stories based in
fact.
We know how they think.
Princess Madeleine's favorite activities are horseback riding, skiing, and charity work.
How utterly stereotypical for a Swedish princess.
That's right, princess,
we're inside your head!
Princess Madeleine has just broken off her engagement, after eight years with the same guy, and just happens to head to New York, of all places.
Take me at my word. She's looking for anonymous, raunchy sex in the
Sex in the City city, where nobody knows her name and she can't get in trouble for it.
She's also got to be wondering whether her failure to produce an heir for her ex-beau was why he was off bonking a 19-year old in a ski lodge. A man needs heirs and she hasn't produced one. She's twenty-seven and still childless, so it's doubtful that any prince will want her, either.
That leaves
us.
We can do this.
