Alley: "So...you're saying if I had a ball-busting agent in here batting for me, there might actually be some light on me in this scene?"
Shatner: "Now you're catching on, rookie."
Movie Caption Contest #137: I'm With Stupid
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Alley: "So...you're saying if I had a ball-busting agent in here batting for me, there might actually be some light on me in this scene?"
Shatner: "Now you're catching on, rookie."
Spock: "There's a reason that won't stay snapped, Captain."
Kirk: "Oh yeah, why's that?"
Spock: "Because its a button. Who's the brains in this outfit?"
Saavik
muttering) "Damn."
Spock: You have a calculator wristwatch? Those are SO 1980's!
Kirk: "Says the guy who couldn't calculate the tip in his head last night."
Spock: You have a calculator wristwatch? Those are SO 1980's!
Kirk: "Says the guy who couldn't calculate the tip in his head last night."
Saavik: In his defense, it became much more complex calculation after the 4th time the waiter dropped a Salad on him.
KIRK: Status report!!!
SPOCK: We're running on impulse power, our phaser banks and torpedo launchers are still being repaired, and Mr. Sulu's been exposing himself to many of the male crewmembers, sir.
McCOY: Would you mind telling me why my personal toilet is clogged up with half-digested plomeek broth?
And this had BETTER be one helluva good answer...
McCoy: Spock, you know it's really stupid to plan Jim's Surprise party while he's sitting right there.
Spock: They're inoperative below C Deck.
Kirk: So are we going forward or reverse alphabetically? You know what? On the next ship we should switch to numbered decks, I'm sure there's no way we'll mix that up.
Data: I must deactivate you.
B-4: Why?
Data: My lease only lets me have guests for up to 10 days.
McCOY: WATCH IT, Spock!!!
You just sat on Jim's antique whoopee cushion!!
KIRK: There WAS no cushion in that chair, Spock.
DATA: I must deactivate you.
B-4: Have I done something wrong?
DATA: Not directly, but you are not HELPING the film either.
McCoy: "Ass rub?"
Spock: They're inoperative below C Deck.
Kirk: This ship has 27 decks. What do we call the bottom one?
Spock:
Kirk: Touche.
Data: "How many times must I tell you, don't let Riker slip it in your ear"
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Alright, Spock...WHERE the blazes is my Astroglide...and don't tell me you didn't swipe it!!
McCoy: "Do you realize what tomorrow is?"
Spock: "Yes."
McCoy: "And do you realize what could happen?"
Spock: "I believe we've been getting plenty of hints dropped over the last couple of weeks."
Kirk: "Look on the bright side, Bones; you get some time off and you'll get out of this without having your ass-rubbing clone joining us."
McCoy: "DON'T JINX IT!"
Spock: "I wouldn't go in there, Captain."
Kirk: "Turbolift not working?"
Spock: "Nah. Cool Eddie's behind that door. And he's doing things to Carl Spock."
McCOY:I'm bored with all this Genesis stuff. Wanna come with me and watch Uhura get undressed through the hole in the wall of her quarters?
SPOCK: At last...one of us says something LOGICAL.
SPOCK: Would this be a bad time to mention that we already surrendered to Khan and the Reliant?
Spock: "As my two closest friends, I am going to let you in on this, but I ask you to let it go no farther than this room. Saavik and I are lovers."
Kirk: "I call bullshit."
McCoy: "So do I."
Spock: "As my two closest friends, I am going to let you in on this, but I ask you to let it go no farther than this room. Saavik and I are lovers."
Kirk: "I call bullshit."
McCoy: "So do I."
SPOCK: Did I not make it clear Saavik and I were lovers?
KIRK: Sorry Spock, but once you go Kirk no others will work.
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