Movie Caption Contest #137: I'm With Stupid
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Spock: "I should warn you Jim that Mr Saavik is playing the shadow game with you"
*Kirk grabs his own chest and rubs it vigoriously*
Bones: "That young black Vulcan kid back there...Tuvok or something. He looks bit like Uhura, doesn't he"
Spock: "Does he?: *raises eye brow*
Kirk: "Damn it, Spock"
B4: "This Tasha Yar in your memory banks...Is she my mommy?
Data: *turns B4 off* (mutters to himself) "Only if".
Spock: ...best we could do in two hours.
Kirk: That's all.
Spock: Allow me to clarify--it's better than you could do in two minutes with a blonde lab technician.
McCoy: You Green Blooded Inhuman-
Saavik: (over comm) Admiral, Sensors detect a vessel in our area, closing fast.
Sulu: (over comm) Why'd you have to interrupt it when it was getting good?
Kirk: Let me get this straight, you got those blinking lights in the ceilings of the corridors working before the Turbolifts?!
Data: Turning this prototype off is enjoyable. Now I know why Lore enjoyed doing it to me.
Data: It appears, captain, that the script to this movie has corrupted its positronic matrix.
McCoy: Hurry up, Spock! I have to go, too!
Spock: Doctor, Vulcans only go every 7 years. Thanks to Poop Farr, I will be a while.
COFFEE SPEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spock: "I wouldn't go in their Jim"
Kirk: "Why, still not working?"
Spock: "It's working fine, but bare in mind we have Nicholas Meyer at the helm so it's more likely it'll explode rather than take you to the bridge"
Data: "Geordi said the next time I visited Risa I should take you along and the two of us could find some cute bargirl and make her look like a Chinese finger puzzle...not that I have the faintest idea what any of that means."
Spock: "Captain, the new overhead colored humanoid sensor lighs are working."
Kirk: "I see. Gold must be me. Blue?"
Spock: "Myself, as per old formal uniform colors."
Kirk: "Ah. Pink?"
Spock: "Watch you ass, Jim -- it appears Sulu is approaching from behind..."
I hope this one doesn't step over the line. If it does let me know, I will remove it.
Kirk: Spock, I hear that an amazingly beautiful Lieutenant is in this room. What can you tell me about her?
Spock: I wouldn't try. The men aboard have been calling her the "No Win Scenario." Your usual moves might not work, she doesn't drink so you can't "Change the Conditions of the Test." The good news is she gives "Commendations for Original Thinking."
Kirk: Not to worry Spock. Soon she'll be Patting me on the Back for my Ingenuity.
Kirk: Spock, I hear that an amazingly beautiful Lieutenant is in this room. What can you tell me about her?
Spock: I wouldn't try. The men aboard have been calling her the "No Win Scenario." Your usual moves might not work, she doesn't drink so you can't "Change the Conditions of the Test." The good news is she gives "Commendations for Original Thinking."
Kirk: Not to worry Spock. Soon she'll be Patting me on the Back for my Ingenuity.
Saavik: "They keep captioning this picture but it's like they don't even see me."
Well then...
Kirk: What is working around here?
Spock: Not much, Admiral. Soon this actress behind me won't be. I plan on replacing her when she asks for more money for the next picture.
Saavik: Ah, whut?!
McCOY: Now...watch out! Genesis Personal Lubricant says it'll get the job done in seven MINUTES!
SPOCK: They're inoperative below C Deck.
KIRK: Does anything work around here?
SPOCK: The Super-Suckatron 9000 sex machine in your quarters...but that device is of no use to us in this emergency.
KIRK: Hey, now...don't jump the gun! It wouldn't hurt to TRY it!
B4: What...are you doing?
DATA: Attempting to rescue this film from the gutters, Brother.
B4: W-w-why?
DATA: I myself am not entirely certain.
McCOY:You in, Spock?
The bet?
That this Marcus kid isn't Jim's son?
SPOCK: Why not. Easiest money a Vulcan will EVER make.
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McCoy: Damn it Jim! There's enough K/S slashfic clogging up the Starfleet servers, did you have to get a Real Sex Doll that looks like Spock?!
Kirk: Doll...yeeeeeeah a "doll"
Spock: ~sneeze`~
Saavik: So much for the "living legend"
Kirk: Hey, it happens to every guy a some point
Spock: Never happened to me.
Kirk: Say, Scotty was saying something about needing help realigning the power couplings in engineering...why don'tyou go give him a hand.
Spock: "Naturally I will keep this from the crew"
Kirk: "Don't bother Spock; I think it's safe to say this one will maintain my legendary status"
Saavik (under her breath): "Seconds instead of minutes..."
Kirk: "SHUT UP"
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