Movie Caption Contest #127: Shuttle Diplomacy

[Admiral Shran]

PICARD: "Mister Worf, find us something to listen to."
<Worf pushes some buttons>
COMPUTER: "'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw, 'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa' Sqral bIQtIq, 'e' pa' jaj law' mo' jaj puS, jaj qeylIS molar mIgh HoHchu'qu'"
PICARD: "I don't think so."
<Picard pushes some buttons>
COMPUTER: "A British tar is a soaring soul, As free as a mountain bird, His energetic fist should be ready to resist a dictatorial word."
WORF: "I don't think so."
<Both push buttons>
COMPUTER: "On the road again, seeing places that I've never been."
BOTH: Perfect!

 

[John Picard]

*WHAM* *WHAM*

Picard: "This goddam speedometer is always sticking!"

*WHAM*

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "I'm picking up a gaseous anomaly."

Worf: "Sorry. It was the g'aH I had for lunch."

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard to Enterprise.

Number One, lock onto our transponder signals and have the transporter ream prepare for an emergency beam-out.

The cherry bombs we stuffed down the shuttle's toilet are about to go supercritical.

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD:What about the promise you made to us back down on the surface, Sybok?

You said their vessel would have PIE. Lots of PIE.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Red Alert, Charge main phasers prepare to fire! There must be justice for this atrocity!

Worf: Sir, there are many other parking spaces...

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF: Receiving a message from Commander Riker, sir.

Something about...'sucking a left nut' ?

PICARD: OH. The poker bet I lost last week.

Right. Tell him I'll give him a definite answer once we've returned to the Enterprise.

 

[cooleddie74]

HIPPIE & THE FATASS


Coming this fall to SyFy

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: Are you all right Captain? You look upset.

Picard: It's official. Conan is leaving the Tonight Show.

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard to Enterprise!!

We have an emergency situation aboard the shuttlecraft. Mister Worf has lost all sensors...the main power grid appears to be slowly failing...warp and impulse engines are completely offline...and we ran out of toilet paper two solar days ago!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Sometimes when katras touch...

The honesty's too much...


And I have to close my eyes and hiiiiiiiiiide...

 

[Alrik]

Stewart: "Oh dear, this doesn't look good. Not good at all."

Dorn: "What is it?"

Stewart: "The script for the next movie."

 

[Alrik]

Worf: "Just one question sir. Why are you flying the shuttle, when Commander Riker is supposed one of the most talented pilots around?"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Candlelight]

"Why does it keep asking to use the Turbo Boost, sir?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Do you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable about these joint bathroom cubicles, sir?"
"Not at all Mr- *PPPAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPPP* -Worf"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "I'm getting that creepy feeling again..."

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "I can't remember if I turned the stove off before we left."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:Do not worry, sir...I will NOT tell the others about your little...'episode' aboard the shuttle once we return!

PICARD:Thank you for your discretion, Mr. Worf.

I thought I had my flatulence problem well under control. Dr. Crusher is going to have to up my dosage when we get back.

WORF:And Commander LaForge will have to replace the pilot's chair.

 

[cooleddie74]

KORRD: I see you have MANY merit pins from the Webelos Scouts...

You...are a MOST honorable Wilderness Warrior.