caption contest 48: fired up

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Is it just me...or did that holopainting's eyes just FOLLOW US across the room?!

 

[Mistral]

Woman(rolling eyes): "I can't believe I took a role in a show where the guys have bigger tits than I do! What was I thinking?"

 

[Mistral]

Hoshi: "What was that?!?"

Trip: "I think its gremlins!"

T'Pol: "God help us, the sun's coming out!"

 

[T'Girl]

Trip: "The naked giants have spotted us."

T'Pol: "Look at the size of his."

Trip: "The unit on this one is even larger."

Hoshi: "Those are the second biggest pair I've ever seen."

T'Pol: "Slut."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Come...walk this way.

TRIP: If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need these boots!

HOSHI: Please kill me. Someone.

 

[cooleddie74]

(Thinking): Odd.

Why did the room suddenly get stickier?

 

[Mistral]

Due to an over-indulgence in plastic surgery, every time she pulled her hair into a pony tail her eyes rolled up under her forehead.

 

[cooleddie74]

MACOs.

The Furburger Frontier.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Did...did one of you just break wind?

HOSHI:NO.

T'POL: Negative.

(*Brief pause*)

TRIP:Uh-OH.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

MACO in background whispering to a new recruit: "Yeah, Rookie, she is gorgeous. And you can count on her one hundred percent in a firefight. But once the phaser beams stop flying, don't trust her! She'll steal your girlfriend in a heartbeat!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Male MACO(off to the side): DAMN, girl.

Ever hear of roll-on?

Sheeeesh.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Everyone STOP.

Collaborate.

And listen.


Sarin is coming back with her brand-new invention.

 

[Vassa]

Motivation!

Sometimes words Fail.

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The "MOD Squad" episode re-enactments were Trip's last outing as "Morale Officer."
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Actress (thinking): ...and I told everybody to watch too.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Don't strain so hard!!

You'll blow out an O-ring if you try to force the stone like that!!

TRIP: D'ja hear that, guys?

Sounds like the writers have been drinkin' again...

(Thinking)

Days like this...I wish I had signed up for that Orion sex carnival instead.

 

[Alrik]

*Think damn it. What was the safe word again?*

 

[cooleddie74]

Sheeeeeeeesh.

This stupid contest over YET?!


My back is starting to lock up...

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:This contest over yet?

If I stand like this any longer I won't be able to pee straight for a MONTH.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Trip: "Stop!"
Hoshi: "What is it?"
Trip: "Hammer time!"
T'Pol: "You're just cruising for a nerve pinch, aren't you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

(Thinking to self) How the hell did someone get a wad of chewing gum all the way UP THERE??

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:You'll know when you've found the villain, Subcommander...he'll look real from a distance, but when you get close-up you'll see the big zipper and seams runnin' up and down the side of his head!