TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ...

[Rat Boy]

I hope Shatmamdu hasn't come down with another case of bag of cats on his head.

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "Yes Kirk, you are indeed a worthy opponent. Even a superiour being such as myself can not stand up to the KFC torture. I offer a compromise. Perhaps you could find an issolated planet to leave us on. Just no more grease, I beg of you."


*Hope all's well Joe*

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Khan: "You dare to insult me by offering me the chicken of a mere colonel?"

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

Chekov: "Vell sir, eet ees eider dees or dee Friends marathon."

Kirk: "Oye. Forgot to pay the Dish bill again?"

Chekov: "Aye."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I sorta got hungry on the way back.

KHAN: You didn't even leave me a thigh!

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Enough of the screensaver. Viewer on."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sulu: "My goodnes -- they've gone to Plaid. What an intersteller faux pas."

 

[T'Girl]

Koenig: "So, in next weeks script I had some really great lines in this one scene, then whiner ass-wipe goes running to Roddenberry and crys that he should get all my lines. Well, then ... he sitting right behind me, isn't he?"

Takei only smiles

Khan: "Captain, I grow fatigued of listening to you read from Sarah Palin's autobiography."

Khan: "This is fantastic, the glory and symmetry of this beautiful image defys description. Kirrrk, what do you call this?"

Kirk: "Uhmmm, a mirror."

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "There she ees. Theeere she EEees."

Kirk: "Who? Diane Sawyer? Oh she left GMA for World News Tonight weeks ago."

Khan: "Why am I not told about these things?!"

 

[johcomp]

KHAN: That isn't what I meant when I said Get me something with legs, breasts and a smelly box!