Openly Straight?

[Jetfire]

PHOEBE: Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?

 

[Lonemagpie]

Do iPhones have a Gay-dar app?

They do, as Stephen Fry demonstrated on Top Gear earlier this year!

 

[Lindley]

I suppose I haven't made my preferences terribly obvious, but I don't really have to. I almost never get hit on by anyone. (Or at least I don't notice if I do.)

 

[RoJoHen]

PHOEBE: Oh, well, then you'll have extra seats, you know, for all your tiaras and stuff.
CHANDLER: Why did you look at me when you said that?

Nice.

 

[bigdaddy]

As a gay guy I'll explain.

When a straight guy calls you gay or thinks that you are gay 95% of the time it's because they want to fuck you. That simple, it's the only reason why they care.

 

[captcalhoun]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

 

[thumbtack]

I take it as a compliment when people think I'm gay. It means that I'm thin and pretty.

 

[blaXXer]

I was thought of, once or twice as gay, apparently because I'm well-spoken and often (not always) well-mannered.

 

[Australis]

Back in the 80s, when wearing badges was de rigeur, I had a good one, maybe it could be made into a t-shirt now:

Not Gay, Just Happy.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I take it as a compliment when people think I'm gay. It means that I'm thin and pretty.

How you doin'?

 

[Daneel]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

 

[RoJoHen]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

Maybe he acts like a douchebag?

Douchebags are rarely gay.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

Maybe he acts like a douchebag?

Douchebags are rarely gay.

We're good people.

 

[RoJoHen]

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

Maybe he acts like a douchebag?

Douchebags are rarely gay.

We're good people.

I didn't say that.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well at least we're not douchebags.

 

[RoJoHen]

That's definitely a plus.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

We're just size queens.

 

[Ashu]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

He owns an "I'm clearly straight" shirt?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

if people can't figure out i'm straight given teh way i act, they need help.

Given the way you act? What, do you make out with women everywhere you go or something? How are people supposed to automatically know that you're straight when they first meet you?

He owns an "I'm clearly straight" shirt?

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a826/a826_bm.gif

 

[Ashu]

Yeah that one. Clearly straight.