Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[Shatmandu]

"FIRE ... ALL ... PHASAAAAHHHS!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Riker grows a pair.

 

[Candlelight]

"WELL DONE COMMANDAAAAR RIKAAAAR!!"

 

[Candlelight]

"HERE IS YOUR PIZZAAAAA!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"HERE IS YOUR PIZZAAAAA!!"

KIRK "I thought tonight we'd dine in hell.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Happy birthday."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Ever notice that all the Photoshops seem to happen around the holidays?"

 

[Starpaul20]

Saavik: Admiral, that is a violation of the Temporal Prime Directive.
McCoy: That's not the only thing getting violated.

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: THERE ARE FOUR DAILY SPECIALS ON THE MENU!

 

[Skywalker]

McCoy: "I can't believe I'm rubbing my own ass!"
Kirk: "It must have been your lifelong ambition."

"Picard?! THIS...IS...RIIIIIIKEEEEERRRR!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Thats not mine, baby! Those things aren't my bag!

 

[Skywalker]

KIRK: Thats not mine, baby! Those things aren't my bag!

McCoy: "Another package for you, Jim."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Room for one more?

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "There Rat Boy! The one by Candlelight! That's the winnah!"

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Daneel]

McCOY: "Jim, your not gonna believe this, but another batch of Rohypnol has disappeared from sickbay. We have to find out who's been taking them -- if some sick bastard got his hands on them, he could use them to drug unsuspecting people, and... Hey, why is Saavik sleeping in the turbolift?"

KIRK: "Hm? Oh, that's nothing... It was bound to happen; you know how Vulcans overwork themselves. Drug thefts, you say? I'll... look into it."

>An awkward silence follows<

KIRK: "Don't you have somewhere else to be right now, Bones?"

PICARD: "Welcome to the Enterprise, Mr. Ambassador. First contact missions are always a special event, and to mark the occasion, allow me to greet you in the time-honoured tradition of my people: pull my finger."

AMBASSADOR B'MPI FOR'HED: "Heh, actually, we have that one on my planet too, Captain Picard, so --"

PICARD: "I said pull it!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard, taunting Riker just off camera: Does this bug you? Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.

Picard: Wet willy, engage!

[sticks finger in Riker's ear]

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Yes, Numbah One, that does look like a boil on your taint."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: One, warp factor. Two, warp factor. Three, warp factor. Four, warp factor.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "They put mayo on my chicken sandwich, and we don't go back. They screw up entire ordahs, and we don't go back. Not again. The line must be drawn heeah!! This far, no furthah! And I will make Wendy's pay for what they've done!"