Movie Caption Contest #122: Body Language

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "No, no: you were supposed to cut a hole in the center, stick your pecker through, and ask me if I wanted extra sausage."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Who's been giving creepy reacharounds in the DAMN elevator?!

THERE!!

Behind the styrofoam rocks and the papier-mache asteroid!! Look!!

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: Alright, Jim...

DON'T lie to me.

You ate my last box of Boo Berry...didn't ya?!

 

[Candlelight]

"THERE ARE... well whadaya know.. there are actually five lights"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "What's wrong? Don't like Christmas?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"You think this pose looks dramatic now? Wait till you see it in 3D. I'll have your fucking eye out!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "What's taking you so damn long? Twenty years ago you would have been paying child support by now."
Kirk: "She's a Vulcan, I have to get in there logically."
McCoy: "Man's talking about logic! Hey, Points! You ever want to make Captain?"
Saavik: "Of course."
McCoy: "Then you have to make it with the Admiral here."
Saavik: "Flawlessly logical."
McCoy: "There, was that such a chore?"
Kirk: "I must be getting senile in my old age."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Hey look, there's a TrekBBS member's name and avatar right there.

 

[Shatmandu]

Crewman Girlinback: "Which screen do you want your 'Fisted Farting Fatties IV' blu-ray playing on?"

 

[zephramc]

All of these are fricking gold.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "I am appalled by this. Three pages in and no grease lightning jokes"

 

[Alrik]

^
LOL. Or to take it another direction......

Picard: "I, I, I, I'm stayin alive, stayin alive."

 

[Alrik]

Once again, Picard took the 'Pull my finger' game too far.

 

[Alrik]

McCOY: "What's taking so long?"

Kirk: "Waiting for the Viagra to kick in."

Saavik: "Nothing yet. Looks like there won't be any 'love in the elevator' for you today, Sir."

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Look! Lursa's and B'Etor's tits have popped out!

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Deanna! Watch out for that-"

CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picard: "-planet..."

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "I'll get you for this, Q!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Aw, jeez, c'mon, man: it's been a week. Get rid of it."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "I ordered a pizza, jackass"

Saavik: "Are you gonna eat that?"

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "He stayed at his post... while the others got eaten..."
Kirk: "Fuck sake Bones, you're worse than Scotty"