The Animated Series Caption Contest #15: Relaunch Party

Hal Sutherland; "Ok there's Scotty <scribble> Kirk <scribble> and the Doctor <scribble>. Yeah, I guess they looked like that."

 

Spock: "What'd you call my momma?!"

 

Nearly every crew member rued the day almost 5 years ago that Chekov thought it was a clever prank to flush all the Enterprise's condoms down Kirk's toilet.




Kirk (to himself): "For 'Job Switch Day,' I don't mind the work I'm doing at the shipboard soda fountain, but I really think the uniforms are a bit much."

 

SHIP OLYMPICS

REDSHIRT: WTF? I'm being beat by the ship's dental assistant and the third string navigator!

 

Spocky: "They won't misbehave again."
Mrs. April: "Thank you, Spocky."

 

KIRK (over intercom): I need a security guard, a science specialist and a command officer to beam down to the planet with Mr. Spock and myself.

 

Wilma: "Fred Flintstone, where did these children come from?"

Fred: "Don't you remember our little.... bam-bam?"




The Captain worked at a soda fountain in his spare time.

 

Spocky: "I'll find out who pooped in the urinal. <rolls up sleeves>"







Mr. Sulu called it Pon Farr, but he was really just chasing tail.

 

You know, I like this one.

Anyway, I don't normally photoshop, but...



Redshirt (panting): Dammit! Always when I'm in the can!

 

Orange Alien: " Hmm tastes like fish"
Young Spock: "That’s Chicken genius"





Kirk:"Rand is giving Freebies, I repeat ..."

 

Mrs. April: "Why's there no lil' baby Chekov?"
Spocky: "We let him write one shitty episode."




Uhura, over intercom: "CHAH-LEE'S AH NEW DAH-LING! ..."
Blue shirt: "Airlock!"
Yellow shirt: "Airlock!"
Reed shirt: "AIRLOCK!"

 

Dr April: "Okay who let Little Scotty fill his ba-ba with Scotch, again?"

 

Mrs. April: "It's nap time."
<The kids start to grouse, so Spocky nerve pinches them in turn as those remaining awake run and shriek and run into things.>

 

Lil Spock: "The answer Captain, is Talc. Enduring diaper rash is illogical."

 

Paperboy in red: "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!"

 

Even in the animated series, the red shirt got short shrift, being a much slower runner than the blue and gold shirts.