The Animated Series Caption Contest #15: Relaunch Party

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Ol' double-dong once said "Nature abhors a vacuum", so with the very busy DS9Sega's permission, I thought I'd start the TAS Caption Contest back up.

    I'll keep his Winners format if I can, narrowing it down to just one for each picture but also giving Honorable Mentions. I'll leave contest #14's judging to him, since it was his.

    Here're the shots for the relaunch:

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    And the wildcard:

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    And that's that. Should be fun.

    Joe, likes distractions at work



    *TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners
    Anticitizen
    Bad Atom
    Cakes488
    Captain Crow (x2)
    cooleddie74 (x4)
    Deranged Nasat
    Diesel Micky Dolenz
    Hambone
    KirkusOveractus
    The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
    middyseafort (x3)
    Mistral (x2)
    Mysterion (x2)
    Nerys Myk (x2)
    NoName Given
    Outpost4
    Rat Boy (x6)
    Shatmandu (x5)
    Super Grover
    Tan Ru
    TigerOfDarkness
    Honorable Mentions
    Alpha Geek
    Alrik
    cooleddie74 (x8)
    Diesel Micky Dolenz
    John Picard
    The Laughing Vulcan (x3)
    middyseafort
    Mistral
    Mysterion (x2)
    Nerys Myk (x2)
    Rat Boy (x2)
    Shatmandu (x2)
    Super Grover
    TigerOfDarkness (x2)
     
  2. Shatmandu

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  15. Rat Boy

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