Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Shatmandu, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Hiya, folks.

    Lotsa winners means we had a good week, and we've got a shit-ton of winners this time. Very nicely done.

    It was even difficult to weed it down to this, but here are the best:







    :guffaw: Very creative jokes, on a lot of levels. Thank you all.


    This week's bits are:


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    I left the second one a little bigger because I have the feeling there'll be lots of photoshop action.

    Joe, likes action


    Star Trek XI Caption Contest Tally Board

    Aragorn
    Candlelight
    cooleddie74 (2x) *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Franklin *** BIG WINNER ***
    Isis *** BIG WINNER ***
    M'Sharak
    Nerys Myk (2x) [​IMG] *** BIG WINNER! ***
    Rat Boy (3x) [​IMG]*** BIG WINNER!***
    SalvorHardin
    scottydog (4x) [​IMG] *** BIG WINNER ***
    Sovay *** BIG WINNER ***
    Volpone_the_Fox *** BIG WINNER ***
     
  2. Rat Boy

    Rat Boy Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Spock: "Yes, yes; disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. Are you going to treat my rash or not?"

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    Shran (off camera): "That was my mailbox, pinkskin!"
     
  3. Shatmandu

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    McCoy: "Look, I just forgot to grow my sideburns, okay?"


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  4. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    HEY!

    I know my sideburns are falling off...dammit, stop trying to embarrass me in front of everyone else you HOBGOBLIN!!


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    Great.

    And the nearest ATM machine is ten kilometers away.

    Shit.
     
  5. cooleddie74

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    Stop blaming me for DOOM!!

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  6. Shatmandu

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  7. cooleddie74

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  8. bullethead

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    Where others see a barren wasteland, James T. Kirk sees an opportunity to stumble upon an ice princess.
     
  9. Agenda

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  10. Rat Boy

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  11. Sector 7

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  12. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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  13. Sector 7

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  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Cartoon Premium Member

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  15. T'Girl

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    McCoy: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, Here is me handle ... "
    Spock: "Please doctor, the cure for my rash."
    McMoy: "Sugar and spice and everything nice."
    Spock: "I'm going to see nurse Chaple now."
    McCoy: "Bomb chicky waa waa."


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    Kirk: "Stuck here on this ice world, with nothing to eat but this giant tribble."

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  16. Shatmandu

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  17. Rat Boy

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  18. Nerys Myk

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  19. DrBob

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  20. Shatmandu

    Shatmandu Vice Admiral Admiral

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    :lol:

    I just spent the entire day freaking my daughter out, whenever she needed something, by talking exactly like King Moonracer and saying, "Come closer. What. Do you. Desire?"

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