Star Trek XI Caption Contest #3: Chilly Relations

McCOY: You did WHAT to Miss Uhura's WHAT with your HUH?!




Great.

All this snow...and I don't have a DROP of pee in my bladder.

 

Back home we've got a sayin'...

Don't sleep with a horse from the Kentucky Derby unless you're willin' to bring your prize birth control with ya!!

 

Tell me about it!!!! I got over a foot!!!!! Plus no power from about 6 am to 11pm!

 

Kirk: "Sweet! I hope this thing handles better than that old Vette."

 

KIRK: An classic car and a big hole. Hmmmmm, no Jimmy... resist.....I wonder if the spare key is in the wheel well?

 

I was thinking of something similar when I posted the picture.

 

Kirk: "I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

McCoy: "A two bit country quack huh? I'll remember that the next time you come down with a nasty case of Rigelian Crotch Rot."




Kirk: "Just lovely. My biggest reason for signing on to this gig was to get into space and far away from the Iowa winters. I'm gunna make that green blooded sumbitch pay!"

 

Kirk: "I don't have a sister, but I have the sudden urge to kiss her ..."

 

No restroom for miles. Ah well.

 

KIRK: "There's just something about this car that make me think she'll handle jumping wide ravines much better than the vette did."

 

Bo and Jean-Luc Duke drove Kirk to Scotty in style.

 

Chris Pine: "If this is supposed to be what happens to my career after doing Star Trek, then how come I don't see Garrett Wang, Robert Beltran, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, Anthony Montgomery, Nana Visitor, George Takei or Walter Koenig anywhere around?"

 

Looks like the pinkskin found our secret base. Our plan to destroy Vulcan is a bust!

 

McCoy: Now couch you pointed eared hobgoblin.

Spock, high pitch voice: Yes, Doctor.

[Spock emits a wussy cough]

 

Doctor: Excuse me! Have you seen a bloke that looks like Dr. Zoidberg wearing a black suit and holding a light up ball called Ood Sigma around here?