Why is Captain Robau so popular?

Robau is so popular because being THE SHIZ-NIT is always "in."

 

As people wander through the threads and come across the "Facts" thread, they are exposed to the Robau Stare and convert out of fear.

 

Robauism converts more people than Catholicism and Islam combined.

 

Indeed. It is not that there is no religion in Star Trek, as some complain of, it is that they are all followers of Robauism and the first rule of Robauism is: you don't talk about Robauism.

 

Robauism is subtle. But badass beyond belief.

 

It takes years of intense concentration and training to reach even the introductory levels.

 

Unless you're one of the lucky ones that gets introduced to his bed. Then you wish it would last for years.

 

This applies to both women AND men.

 

Simple. The Robau Effect. It grows stronger with every passing post.See-it just happened again!!!!

 

And Robauism's aphrodisiac?

The mere PRESENCE of Robau.