Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Car Accident

[tomalak301]

Didn't expect to wake up to this story today.

Yahoo Sports Story

Hope he's ok.

 

[Garak]

Shit. Hope he pulls through.

 

[JoeZhang]

Shit. Hope he pulls through.

A few scratches on his face.

 

[tomalak301]

I guess depending on whatever perspective, that could be serious. Still though, The Florida Patrol might have gotten that one wrong.

 

[Garak]

Shit. Hope he pulls through.

A few scratches on his face.

Huh. Slow news day?

 

[WeAreTheBorg]

When I read this I was thinking it was like life threatening... scratches on his face?

 

[bigdaddy]

When I read this I was thinking it was like life threatening... scratches on his face?

To someone like him maybe it's not worth living anymore with a few scratches.

 

[Mallory]

I guess he won't be making any more commercials for at least a couple of weeks.

 

[Timby]

When I read this I was thinking it was like life threatening... scratches on his face?

A Florida Highway Patrol spokesman said that patients' conditions are always classified as "serious" if they are transported to a hospital, which is just another example of why Florida sucks at life.

Although I won't be able to stop myself from laughing the next time I see him in a Gillette commercial.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Although I won't be able to stop myself from laughing the next time I see him in a Gillette commercial.

First Henry. Then Woods. [watches Federer with hope more than expectation this weekend ]

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

When I read this I was thinking it was like life threatening... scratches on his face?

A Florida Highway Patrol spokesman said that patients' conditions are always classified as "serious" if they are transported to a hospital...

Well yeah, why would you call an ambulance for an injury that isn't "serious?"

 

[1001001]

You knew this was coming, didn't you?

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

What the hell was she doing out in the middle of the street with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning?

Beating him with it, that's what!



Crazy White Women....

 

[Jadzia]

What the hell was she doing out in the middle of the street with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning?

Someone ought to have told her, "This is the driveway, not the fairway."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

What the hell was she doing out in the middle of the street with a golf club at 2:30 in the morning?

Someone ought to have told her, "This is the driveway, not the fairway."

Perhaps she was impersonating a bogey-man?

 

[Jadzia]

yes, yes, and even in car crashes, Tiger has to go with an Iron (hydrant) and then a Wood (tree)

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I wonder if the accident was more serious, then the hydrant could douse his car sufficiently to prevent a tiger, Tiger burning bright...


(OK, that was a bit much...)

 

[Jadzia]

(OK, that was a bit much...)

It was a little over par.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

(OK, that was a bit much...)

It was a little over par.

But it did make the cut, even though it was a little rough.



Heh. Golf's a wonderful game - the only place where it's good to be below-par.

 

[1001001]

If she sues for divorce, they might end up in front of Judge Smails....

"YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!"

 

[Timby]

If she sues for divorce, they might end up in front of Judge Smails....

There's a black Escalade in my front yard, and I want it towed immediately!