Definitely Plato's Stepchildren, which is something straight out of the mind of a fanfiction writer on Red Bull and a mainline of sugar-crack blend. Let's see:
*Spock tap-dancing, laughing, and sobbing... and that's BEFORE he sings to Christine and Uhura about the importance of protecting their chastity from lusty young men.
* Kirk pretending to be a horse and being ridden by a little person (PC term), having his rear slapped at one point
* Spock, Kirk, Christine, and Uhura dressed in pseudo-Grecian garb and forced to kiss one another for the amusement of skeevy aliens
Weird? That's an understatement. Awesomely hilarious? Only to me, apparently.
Count me in as another Plato's Stepchildren fan...
