Looking down on bikini-clad girls all day, I bet you do!I used to be a lifeguard, so I know all the strokes!![]()
It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.

Looking down on bikini-clad girls all day, I bet you do!I used to be a lifeguard, so I know all the strokes!![]()

I was around 6 or so. My brothers and sister took me out in the middle of Lake Saint Claire on a boat and threw me overboard with no life vest.Yep, I can swim very well. Don't even recall exactly when I learned, but I was very young.



) and voted "yes". Albeit I'm not very good, and I haven't done any serious swimming for a very long time - probably not for 10 years in fact, not since that lovely day in...
oh, where was I? Oh, yes.
- but I loved swimming. It took me a long while to outgrow my water wings, however, and remain afloat, but somehow I managed to. I even got a swimming certificate - not a great one, but a certificate nonetheless.


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