Movie Caption Contest #115: You Broke Your Big Ships

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Looks like the Fifty-Foot Woman is going commando."

Scotty: "That's just wrong, sir. Sick and wrong."

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: What do we do now Jim?
Kirk: We have only one chance Bones, somewhere there is the mythical alien power called the "Reset Button."

Data: You and Riker aren't a thing anymore and Worf's going to DS9, can I be next?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard o.s: "In the future we have evolved beyond sexual harrassment lawsuits."

 

[Candlelight]

"My God Bones... what have I done..."
"What you had to do... kill those Klingon bastards before they could kill us"
"There were Klingons on board? I was just going for the insurance. Boy, two from two eh?"

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "First your son, now your ship."

Kirk: "I've had better days."

Riker: "Okay Deanna, a little to the left............YOUR OTHER LEFT!"

Troi: "Um. Oops?"

Data : "Well this is going to leave a mark."

 

[USS Valkyrie]

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The destruction of the Enterprise was alot like the last night of summer camp. The crew cries, holds each other, couples share a last kiss and say goodbye. The crew sits around the fires on the burning bridge, roasting marsh mellons and singing KumBaya.

 

[LeadHead]

Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

Data: "You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain..."
Troi: Please don't.
Data: "Your kind of love drive a man insane..."
Worf: No!
Data: "You broke my will... oh what a thrill..."
Riker: Data!
Data: "Goodness Gracious GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"
(Fiery Explosion behind Riker and Worf)

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What was the last heading for the ship?

SCOTTY: 16 mark 12

KIRK: Transporter coordinates?

SCOTTY: 16 mark 12

KIRK: Crap!

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, softly, to himself: "Decades worth of nude jumping jack results, down the fucking drain ..."

 

[Candlelight]

"So... we're still in the simulator, right? If I go behind that rock over there I'm gonna find Saavik?"
"Well, yes and no, Jim"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Boy, you really screwed the pooch this time."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Geez Scotty. You and Chekov knew I was kidding, right? My command codes were fake, I mean '11A'?? What kind of tard picks the first three digits out of the box? Next starship we have, that two-out-of-three rule is outta there"

 

[Maurice]

Shatner's ego was so big even he had to look up to see the top of it.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kirk: "Looks like the Fifty-Foot Woman is going commando."

Scotty: "That's just wrong, sir. Sick and wrong."

Kirk: "Yes. Yes it is. Bones, fetch me Spock's rocket boots!"

 

[S'kai]

Despite a small but passionate fan base, Sunrise Earth: Star Trek, never became popular enough to make Viewer's Choice.

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: Camelot!
Scotty: Camelot!
McCoy: Camelot!

Kirk: So that's this Mount Doom? Looks awfully high.
Scotty: Aye.
Kirk: And there's no other way to destroy the ring?
McCoy: Apparently not.
Kirk: Well then, let's go and get it over with.

 

[Shatmandu]

Doohan: "You really shouldn't throw your old hairpieces out in your backyard, asshole."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "BRACE FOR IMPACT!"
Data's processors: "Proximity of exposed penis unit to exposed female rectum: 8.2 microns. Within safety limit. Proceed."

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Admiral, I know this a bad time to mention this, but why in gods name are you wearing a pink shirt?

Frakes: Dang it! Avery Brooks said this uniform was lucky.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Kirk: Camelot!
Scotty: Camelot!
McCoy: Camelot!

Cut to...

Sulu: "It's only a model."