Movie Caption Contest #115: You Broke Your Big Ships

[Rat Boy]

Drop down, increase speed, and reverse direction because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's make pew-pew noises at...

For showing that even the worst scourge in the galaxy has good dental coverage, our winner is...

Drone 1: "A little wider."

Door man: "Aaaaaah."

Drone 1: "Hmmm. That defiinately looks impacted. You'd better schedule an appointment."

Drone 2: "I knew we never should have assimilated that Dental College."

For raining on the Remans' parade, our winner is...

Viceroy: "And where are the unicorns?"

Shinzon: "Oh god..."

Romulan (off screen): "I'm sorry, sir?"

Viceroy: "The unicorns. I was told there would be found on Romulus rainbows, lollipops, puppies and unicorns".

Romulans all look at Shinzon

Shinzon: "Look, they live in a mine! Do you really think I'd get them here by saying, "hey, let's go to Romulus! They have dark halls we can stalk around in and red curtains!"

And for crossing Michael Jackson's Thriller with a Doublemint commercial, our Photoshop winner is...

Viceroy: "Sit up straight."
Vicelarry: "Stop picking your nose."
ShInzon: "LEAVEMEALONE!"

Congratulations to the winners and here is the new leader board...

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This week, we pay homage to another plot device used in the films: blowing up the ship. In the Search for Spock, it certainly came as a shock. In Generations, it was certainly spectacular, but not too much of a surprise. On DS9, it was kind of old hat. By VOY and ENT, they seemed to be doing it every week only to push the reset button. Anyway, first up we see Shatner fighting the urge to start singing "Rocket Man" as the ol' 1701 streaks across the sky. Finally, we have Troi wondering if that's a phaser in Data's pocket or he's just happy to see her thanks to his emotion chip. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "What you had to do, what you always do: turn death into a fighting chance to live...
.
.
.
...ah, dammit, Spock! I'm getting a little tired of you pontificating through me!"

Data: "Do not worry. I believe it will buff right out.

*smash!*

"Never mind."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Did we leave the oven on?
Scotty: Aye, we did.

Data: I am programmed in multiple techni--
Troi: Not now, Data!

 

[CTM]

Scotty: I don't think they're going to make it. Th' poor lass shuoulna been allowed to steer.
Kirk: Quick! We must come to the poor girl's aid!
Bones: To expect a ship's councilor to be able to make an emergency landing of a ship is not logical.

Troi: How the hell am I supposed to safely land this ship with this android's paws all over me? I know that everyone is going to blame me for crashing this ship - my insurance rates are going to go through the roof after this....

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Godzilla Gorn: "What did I tell you about picking on my little baby boy?"

Scott backing away: "We're, uh, we're not together."

McCoy: "That's right, we're here for the pointy eared guy." mumbles "You're on your own, Jim."

Data: "Curious counselor. My emotion chip must be malfunctioning. Should I have the urge to copulate in the face of certain death?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Crap. I left my wallet in there."

Data: "I think it moved."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: An unexpected amount of hydraulic fluid has leaked onto my pant leg.
Troi: Ewwee.

Troi: Data, I'm frightened.
Data: Do not worry, Miss Uhur--um, Troi.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Thanks for the win!

 

[Mistral]

Scotty: "I've heard the phrase 'Its raining men' before but I've never actually seen it!"

 

[Piper]

Even standing on his tiptoes, the extra in the sombrero was not quite tall enough to appear in shot.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What happened?
McCoy: You set the Self Destruct and blew up the ship.
Kirk: But I thought the countdown always ends at 1 and nothing happens. I left Scotty aboard so he'd-
Scotty: Whoops.

Marina: Brent! Let go! You're crushing my shoulder!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: I tried to do the same with Carol when she got pregnant. Didn't work.

 

[John Picard]

Scotty: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

 

[John Picard]

Offscreen: "My PRECCIIOOUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

Troi: "Oh dear."

 

[Alrik]

SWEET! Thanks for the win Rat Boy!

Kirk: "My god Bones, what have I done?"

McCoy: "You blew up our ship and left us marooned on a dying planet. And to think, I was due to retire next week. I knew I should've stood in bed."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "I really wish I'd taken advantage of the GAP insurance."

 

[Alrik]

Troi: "Oh Data, that's it. I love the pain. But if you pull much harder, you're going to tear my nipple ring out."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "Well, whadya know. Skywriting."

Kirk: "I don't particularly care for it."

Scotty: "Because it pollutes the atmosphere?"

Kirk: "Because it says Kirk is a dickhead."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Acccch.

It's only a bloody MODEL."

DEANNA:"Before we die, Data...I just wanted to confess something.

I cheated. In The Contest."

 

[cooleddie74]

Shooting stopped just long enough for the dangling overhead light to be secured...before Shatner got beaned to death.