Movie Caption Contest #114: Space Invaders

[Nerys Myk]

Viceroy: Are you ill, my master?
Shinzon: No. No. Just realizing that my participation in this will be the end of my career and that I'll have to turn to illicit drugs and alcohol to quell my disappointment.

Shinzon: On the up side, I get to date Linda Park.

 

[Alrik]

Viceroy: "Next contestant please."

Shinzon: "How did I ever allow myself to get talked into judging this years Romulan Idol?"

 

[Alrik]

Shinzon: "Three of Hearts."

Viceroy: "No sir, not the Three of Hearts."

Shinzon: "Are you certain? I'm clearly seeing the Three of Hearts."

Viceroy: "No sir, the card in my pocket is the Seven of Clubs."

Shinzon: "Damn! Let me try this again."

Viceroy: "Here's an idea. Why don't we play to our strengths? You stick with planning mass genocide, and I'll handle the telepathy."

Shinzon: "Kill joy."

 

[Alrik]

Drone 1: "A little wider."

Door man: "Aaaaaah."

Drone 1: "Hmmm. That defiinately looks impacted. You'd better schedule an appointment."

Drone 2: "I knew we never should have assimilated that Dental College."

 

[BriGuy]

Shinzon: I'M SORRY! OK, I said it! I'm sorry! But I'd like to see you try to squelch a fart in this outfit.

 

[BriGuy]

Shinzon: It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

-or-

Shinzon: In just seven days, I can make you a man!
Worf: I am NOT a man.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "Must we listen to Green Day again?"

Viceroy: "I lost my virginity to this song."

 

[BriGuy]

Shinzon: God damn freak is gonna drive me to drink.

 

[John Picard]

Viceroy: "Qualifications?"

Applicant: "Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

Shinzon: "You said 'rape' twice."

Applicant: "I like rape."

Shinzon: "......."

 

[S'kai]

Phillips: Hey, guys, GUYS !! All the props and most of the set for Star Trek: The Experience have been moved up town. We've been closed for over a year !

 

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "Did I leave the iron on?"

Viceroy: "Uh, Praetor, our clothes don't need ironing."

Shinzon: "I really wish I could remember. This is going to drive me nuts all afternoon."

 

[Candlelight]

Shinzon: "If I catch the fucker that put superglue on my thumb I'll kill him"

 

[Rat Boy]

Not Neelix: "Okay, okay. You guys don't need a reservation."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VICEROY: Crap, he's fallen asleep again and I can't leave till he does.

 

[trampledamage]

Viceroy: "And where are the unicorns?"

Shinzon: "Oh god..."

Romulan (off screen): "I'm sorry, sir?"

Viceroy: "The unicorns. I was told there would be found on Romulus rainbows, lollipops, puppies and unicorns".

Romulans all look at Shinzon

Shinzon: "Look, they live in a mine! Do you really think I'd get them here by saying, "hey, let's go to Romulus! They have dark halls we can stalk around in and red curtains!"

This is hilarious!

 

[trampledamage]

VICEROY: HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead
HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead
HeadOn: Apply directly to the forehead

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Viceroy: Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK!
Shinzon: We don't have a Garthok... idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots.

Shinzon: And to think... I could've had a V8.

 

[zephramc]

Shinzon: Viceroy, now that the Romulan Senate's been dissolved, we need to move forward with our plans. What's our status?
Viceroy: The Scimitar's warp engines are down, the thalaron generators are leaking and will be offline for at least a day. The main computer is down for repairs and all toilets on the ship are backed up.
Shinzon: Jesus Christ... Could this day get any worse?!?
Viceroy: One last thing sir, your cellular structure's breaking down. You'll be dead in a week.
Shinzon: I had to ask...

 

[John Picard]

Viceroy: "Does anyone else have anything more to add before we adjourn the meeting?"

<silence>

Viceroy: :Good, now--"

Voice: "Ahhuuhh -- You know, now that we're all here I'd like to take this time to invite you all into the world of Amway Products."

Shinzon: <groan>

 

[Shatmandu]

Shinzon was a perfect clone ... except for the big tits that grew on his shoulder blades. Forcing his men to wear falsies made him feel better, for a while.

Viceroy: "Sit up straight."
Vicelarry: "Stop picking your nose."
ShInzon: "LEAVEMEALONE!"