TOS Caption Contest #147: Woman Troubles

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by Shatmandu, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. galleywest

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  2. galleywest

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    Uhura's spot-on Sharon Stone imitation was simply wasted on Spock, who was simply wasted.



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  3. Maurice

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  4. Yeoman Randi

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    Spock: "Lt Uhura, when you have a moment please call Mr Scott to the bridge. I'd like him to repair the hole you've burned into the back of my head."
     
  5. Hambone

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    McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

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  6. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Spock: My mistake, testicles.

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  7. Ssosmcin

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    Brilliant! It totally relies on the previous post. Yet it's so right. Well played.
     
  8. The Laughing Vulcan

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  9. Ssosmcin

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    Kirk (thinking): "Still waiting for that 'great personality'."

    Gorn (thinking): "Shit. He's not nearly as good-looking in person."
     
  10. John Picard

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    Gorn: "At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the Five Points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it."

    Kirk: "Awwww, shit."
     
  11. Shatmandu

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    Kirk, making smalltalk: "Haven't seen any flies or rats around here. You must be getting pretty hungry."
     
  12. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Music from Amok Time plays...

    Kirk: "Aww man! Not this shit again!"
     
  13. Hambone

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    The rare occurrance where the sequel is better than the original!
     
  14. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Gorn: "Just for future reference. Grabbing my tail as I run past, then watching it fall off and then pissing yourself laughing, is uncool."

    Kirk: "Sorry."

    Gorn: "It takes two years to grow back. And for the first year, it's so small it looks like a dick poking out of my ass!"

    Kirk: "Very sorry?"

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    Kirk: "Eleen is giving birth to the new High Teer on the other side of that completely unfamiliar rock formation. There isn't much time left."

    Gorn: "You want my brother, Al."
     
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  16. Gertch

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    Yes. You can pull your pants back up now.
     
  17. Gertch

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    Gorn: "Hesssssth hesssssth. That isth SO classicth."
     
  18. tharpdevenport

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  19. John Picard

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    Kirk: "The desert *is* a rather odd place for a Police Box."
     
  20. Triskelion

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    Gorn: This is embarassing. I was in the middle of putting on my pants. Did the Metrons catch you at a bad time too?
    Kirk: <sucks in gut> Uh, nope.