TOS Caption Contest #147: Woman Troubles

[Triskelion]

Gorn: Outpost4?
Kirk: Sewer Planning Commission.
Gorn: Shatmandu?
Kirk: Chucky Cheese.
Gorn: Conway Twitty?
Kirk: Still in the green room giving it to Grignak and Vomit, of course.
Gorn: Ha ha. Quelle surprise.

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: What are we waiting for again?
Gorn: Shatmandu, Duke Nukem Forever, Perl6 or Godot. Whatever comes first.
Kirk: Ah crap. We'd better get comfortable then.

 

[Tribble]

Kirk: The caption contest waiting room is not exactly how I imagined it. (towards Gorn) How many caption contests have you been in?

Kirk: You do not happen to have any nicknames like, uh, Godot or so, do you?
Noel: No, why would I?
Kirk: Just a thought...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Taste great!
Gorn: Less filling!

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Say, you mind if I go commando too?
Gorn: I'm outta here.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Red Light!"

Gorn: "Damn!"

 

[M'Sharak]

The Gorn Kid: Little bassstard sshot me in the asssss.

 

[The Castellan]

Kirk: You know that tunic has a slimming effect on you?