TOS Caption Contest #147: Woman Troubles
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Kirk: "Did you bring the stuff?"
Gorn: "I brought the stuff. Did you bring the money?"
Kirk: "The money's right here."
Both (in unison): "DEA! You're busted, scumbag! ... Aw crap!!"
Noel: "Aw, don't feel bad. It happens to every man now and then. Besides, at a hundred bucks, that still works out to only fifty dollars per minute. Wasn't I worth it?"
Spock: "Apparently, the young lady's initial quote was for three. But now that she's done a bit of research on Vulcan anatomy, she wants to charge for four."
McCoy: "Kelvins. Kelvin. That's familiar."
Spock: "The Captain's father served on a starship with that name."
Kirk: "Yes, then he retired. Anyhoot, back to the matter at hand ..."
Noel: "That wasn't a fart."
Kirk: "No shit."
Noel: "'No shit' or 'No, shit'?"
Kirk: "Dismissed."
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Kirk: "Did you bring the stuff?"
Gorn: "I brought the stuff. Did you bring the money?"
Kirk: "The money's right here."
Both (in unison): "DEA! You're busted, scumbag! ... Aw crap!!"
Funny story I heard once from my cousin who works at the county DA's office who heard through an undercover narcotics officer for the sheriff's department. There used to be a bar in town where a lot of drug deals went down. These undercover officers went there on a sting operation. After the deal went down, they drew their guns just as the other guys drew their guns.
"Freeze, Sheriff's Department!"
"Freeze, DEA!"
After cautiously reaching for their badges, they settled the whole situation, but apparently it was a little tense there for a few seconds. I can almost picture the headlines in the local papers if cooler heads didn't prevail.
Noel: "It's alright. I knew you were bluffing about having a dong made of Corbomite."
Spock: "Doctor, do you want to tell her about the camel toe or should I?"
EDIT: Damn you Shatmandu, you beat me to the camel toe!
Kirk: It's time to film the stand-off. Where's Lee Van Cleef?
Helen Noel: Remember, tonight, I get to top--with a strap-on.
Kirk: I should've never made that deal.
Helen Noel: You got to go through my back door; now, I get to go through yours.
McCoy to Spock: "Is that an asp coming out of her head or is she just happy to see me?"
Fond memories of elementary school gym class....you know...when you did real "gym" things like square dancing....
Gym Teacher: "Ok, now here's the part where you curtsy and bow to your partner"
(.....what? they didn't do that when you were growing up? we had to--i kid you not!)
McCoy to Spock: "Is that an asp coming out of her head or is she just happy to see me?"
Spock: As the captain is well aware of, not everyone keeps their genitalia in the same place.
^ Jeff, i believe there are websites out there that are free...i think photobucket is free...
http://photobucket.com/
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Or http://imageshack.us/, you don't even need to register there.
Tribble, feeling very uncreative this time.
Tribble, feeling very uncreative this time.
Fond memories of elementary school gym class....you know...when you did real "gym" things like square dancing....
Gym Teacher: "Ok, now here's the part where you curtsy and bow to your partner"
(.....what? they didn't do that when you were growing up? we had to--i kid you not!)
Uggghhhh. Yeah. Been there, done that.