Would you know what to do if the zombies attacked?
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A fighter with a flaming vorpal sword and a cleric with a good turn undead power is all you'd really need.
First off, I would determine: are these "honest zombies" (the shuffling kind, easy to run away from) or the cheating zombies with a very un-dead ability to run at top speed?
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Giant Tank Like Lawn Mower.
Giant Tank Like Lawn Mower.
I'd head up to Castle In The Clouds up in New Hampshire. Nice, defensible location with an awesome view. And with the Zombie Apocalypse at hand, it will have fallen into the public domain-- finders keepers, losers weepers.
If slow shuffling, then fight until I get rescued or eaten.
If fast moving ones and worldwide spread, well, bottle of vodka and bottle of Advil with the iPod cranked since we're hosed.
If fast moving ones and worldwide spread, well, bottle of vodka and bottle of Advil with the iPod cranked since we're hosed.
Ooo, good idea. That's within reachable distance for me, too. See you there!
Find where the vampires hang out and team up with the vampires vs. the zombies. Not that I think the vampires would win, but I wouldn't pass up a chance to decrease their over-burgeoning population.
Well, first, you would need to go to Mum's, kill Phil and then pick-up Liz.
After that, yeah, head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
Getting across the Atlantic might be a bit of a problem, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.Well, first, you would need to go to Mum's, kill Phil and then pick-up Liz.
After that, yeah, head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
Getting across the Atlantic might be a bit of a problem, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.Well, first, you would need to go to Mum's, kill Phil and then pick-up Liz.
After that, yeah, head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
I thought that meant, head for the Winchester brothers. They do seem to be experts in quelling supernatural outbursts of bad behavior.
Nah, I wouldn't be able to stand Sam for very long. Now Dean on the other hand, I think he and I would get along very well.I thought that meant, head for the Winchester brothers. They do seem to be experts in quelling supernatural outbursts of bad behavior.Getting across the Atlantic might be a bit of a problem, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.Well, first, you would need to go to Mum's, kill Phil and then pick-up Liz.
After that, yeah, head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for the whole thing to blow over.
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Super deep, wide moat around the house with spike at the bottom. Those sacks of crap have no depth perception.
It'll stink after a while. Burn it out...I guess. Oh, gonna need a backhoe and shit and figure out how to operate it.
Yeesh, too much work. Find a nice house boat and float around, raiding port of calls...
It'll stink after a while. Burn it out...I guess. Oh, gonna need a backhoe and shit and figure out how to operate it.
Yeesh, too much work. Find a nice house boat and float around, raiding port of calls...
Soon-to-be-single-yet-immortalised-on-the-net Professor Neil Ferguson said:
Only a scientist would say this with a straight face.
Well now, it depends. Are these Ob's brethren? If so, there is not a damn thing we can do, may as well give yourself up. Cuz within 30 days, Earth is gone.
If it's slow, dumb, Living Dead style, they can be taken out with a pool cue. Not really much to fear there.
If it's slow, dumb, Living Dead style, they can be taken out with a pool cue. Not really much to fear there.
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